http://funnytranslator.com/translation Original text:
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."
...56 translations later we get:
"Consumer affairs."
Original text:
"I painted my living room lavender."
...56 translations later we get:
"Rabendaribingurumu also"
Original text:
"What in the world does that mean?"
...56 translations later we get:
"How can I refuse?"