Nov 18, 2017 11:38
So I had this crazy dream last night that I went to a college or high school party and I was part of the nerd group. All of a sudden it starts raining, and the party decided to get moved to Vegas. So now I'm driving on the road after it rains. And because it was raining, the roads are green and converted with newly grown grass. And because I can't see the road anymore I miss a curve and drive off the road and my car gets stuck in giant tomato ketchup processing plant.
And my car is stuck on the conveyor belt assembly line in ketchup, so i climb out yell the guy to get it to stop and not kill me with the hydraulic tomato press, and he going to help me get the car out. So I'm waiting at the factory, waiting for my car to get hoisted out of the tomatoes. And I get text messages from the random people asking where I am, and I tell them who the hell are you? I'm stranded at this tomato factory right outside Vegas. And I wake up