top model - some of the most hilarious shit EVER
ok, so just about everyone knows about my strange obsession for america's next top model (and if you don't then: hi, i am spike and i am addicted to antm.). yes, i am the first person to admit that a) it's trash b) it's stupid c) it's fixed and d) it kind of sends the wrong message. but it's like CRACK for me.
anyway, vh1 has been having a mega marathon of this lovely show all week, and i have been watching fairly religiously. i am watching cycle 8 now, and am laughing my ass off. does anyone remember this dialog? kathleen is dumber than a colony of amoebas.
with twiggy: (who, by the way, is my favorite judge and who won't be back next season...)
kathleen: i believe that if the animal's alive, you shouldn't kill it to make a fur coat or anything. but if it's already dead, then you could take the skin off and just make a coat.
twiggy: how would it be already dead
kathleen: let's say, you know, because animals fight each other in the jungle, right, in the woods?
twiggy: that's not how they get fur coats.
kathleen: animals die like people die - naturally, sometimes, right?
with nigel: (who is such EYE CANDY for even me, queer and all):
nigel: i think you didn't completely understand the concept
kathleen: i know, right?
awesome antm moment. oh, and look at my userpic.
anyway, vh1 has been having a mega marathon of this lovely show all week, and i have been watching fairly religiously. i am watching cycle 8 now, and am laughing my ass off. does anyone remember this dialog? kathleen is dumber than a colony of amoebas.
with twiggy: (who, by the way, is my favorite judge and who won't be back next season...)
kathleen: i believe that if the animal's alive, you shouldn't kill it to make a fur coat or anything. but if it's already dead, then you could take the skin off and just make a coat.
twiggy: how would it be already dead
kathleen: let's say, you know, because animals fight each other in the jungle, right, in the woods?
twiggy: that's not how they get fur coats.
kathleen: animals die like people die - naturally, sometimes, right?
with nigel: (who is such EYE CANDY for even me, queer and all):
nigel: i think you didn't completely understand the concept
kathleen: i know, right?
awesome antm moment. oh, and look at my userpic.