Dumbasses are the funniest.. really...
For your reading enjoyment today, I offer the following exchange that just happened to me. Really, do some people not think at all!?!
Me: Sunshine, light, and lovliness
Dumbass: Yeeaa..
Dumbass: hello!
Dumbass: can we talk for a while?
Dumbass: I just want to ask you 1 question
Me: Shoot.. one question and we will see from there
Dumbass: ok
Dumbass: I have a friend and he want to live in the USA but it is hard to do this
Dumbass: so he want to make a fake marriage
Dumbass: it will take a week maybe
Dumbass: not long
Dumbass: and he is ready to pay for that
Dumbass: good money
Me: The question would be?
Dumbass: can you do this?
Me: Sorry, I am not an ordained priest, I can't perform any marriages
Dumbass: may be you have a friend who will do this??
Me: I have no friends who are priests
Dumbass: you do not understand
Dumbass: we do not want to buy you or somethink
Me: Then what exactally do you want?
Dumbass: the marriage will be not real
Dumbass: it will be real on papers but no relationshapes
Me: Yea.. the problem is that I am already married and I do not live in the US.
Dumbass: ok
Dumbass: than sorry
Dumbass: thanx any way
Me: By the way
Me: what you are doing is illegal
Dumbass: yes I know it
Me: so maybe you shouldn't be im-ing random strangers on the internet asking them to enter into an illegal proposition for the sole purpose of obtaining your friend a green card.
Me: because you never know when the person you im will be someone who works for immigration
Me: or is married to someone who does
Dumbass: but what can I do alse
Dumbass: it is for bussines
Me: marriages are not for business.
Dumbass: it will be not real marriage
Me: That doesn't matter.
Me: Its illegal
Me: and immoral
Me: I'm sorry your friend doesn't like it where he is, maybe he should look into honest means to change things
Dumbass: go and eff yourself
Me: you first.
Dumbass: I am done
Me: As fun as this witty exchange is, I am iggying you now. Bye!
Dumbass: you mothereffer
Me: Sunshine, light, and lovliness
Dumbass: Yeeaa..
Dumbass: hello!
Dumbass: can we talk for a while?
Dumbass: I just want to ask you 1 question
Me: Shoot.. one question and we will see from there
Dumbass: ok
Dumbass: I have a friend and he want to live in the USA but it is hard to do this
Dumbass: so he want to make a fake marriage
Dumbass: it will take a week maybe
Dumbass: not long
Dumbass: and he is ready to pay for that
Dumbass: good money
Me: The question would be?
Dumbass: can you do this?
Me: Sorry, I am not an ordained priest, I can't perform any marriages
Dumbass: may be you have a friend who will do this??
Me: I have no friends who are priests
Dumbass: you do not understand
Dumbass: we do not want to buy you or somethink
Me: Then what exactally do you want?
Dumbass: the marriage will be not real
Dumbass: it will be real on papers but no relationshapes
Me: Yea.. the problem is that I am already married and I do not live in the US.
Dumbass: ok
Dumbass: than sorry
Dumbass: thanx any way
Me: By the way
Me: what you are doing is illegal
Dumbass: yes I know it
Me: so maybe you shouldn't be im-ing random strangers on the internet asking them to enter into an illegal proposition for the sole purpose of obtaining your friend a green card.
Me: because you never know when the person you im will be someone who works for immigration
Me: or is married to someone who does
Dumbass: but what can I do alse
Dumbass: it is for bussines
Me: marriages are not for business.
Dumbass: it will be not real marriage
Me: That doesn't matter.
Me: Its illegal
Me: and immoral
Me: I'm sorry your friend doesn't like it where he is, maybe he should look into honest means to change things
Dumbass: go and eff yourself
Me: you first.
Dumbass: I am done
Me: As fun as this witty exchange is, I am iggying you now. Bye!
Dumbass: you mothereffer