Mental image I didn't need
So My mom & Matt came and got me at 12:30pm, and we went to my aunts house, as soon as I got in the car Matt was like, I brought something for you, It's used & it used to be mine but I thought you'd like it. It was a fullsize digtal camara, I screamed, I swear, I have a mini DC but it sucks so hell yeah I was excited as hell, finally. Matt rocks, I swear. Matt is my mom's boyfriend, btw. Anyways so then we went to my aunt's house and chilled there for 2 hours or so, then as we were leaving my mom invited my aunt Lisa & uncle Ben back to her house that night and for a minute I felt all left out, then I found out I was invited too. So we left, and went to home depot, then to wegmans and Matt gave me 20, but still paid for the things I got at wegmans. Then we went back to my moms. I sat there and watched like 4 epsoides of Pimp my ride, at one point my mom walked in & was like what the hell are you watching, lol
At 6:30pm My aunt & uncle arived and they were all standing in the kitchen, My aunt,Mom & Matt were drinking Wine & My uncle was drinking beer. So they're all calling me and their like what do you want to drink, here are your choices, I was like uh okay and made my choice, drunk alittle, I'm not a big drinker. Then we ate & shit, fast forward
They all decide lets play poker, omg these people did not know what they were doing, so My mom's like okay, I'm going to call bobby (whose my younger brother), so she does that and while she's doing that, Lisa, Ben & I all go outside for a smoke. Ben is telling me I need to start my own internet company like my dad did (he owned a local internet provider) & Lisa is telling me what I need to do is getting Published (I write), so I spit a poem about my babies father for them and then we went in, and they played. Then we ate desert, we had pie and on the pie was a cherry, so Ben wants the cherry, (do you see where im going with this), and Ben says he can tie the stem and Matt says he doesn't want to see, so he leaves.
So were sitting there and all of a sunden, Lisa says "thats why I married him" and they all laugh, and I'm sitting here like, "alright TMI", and then Matt says "Jolene doesn't know what we're talkin about" and Lisa's like "Yeah right, she had a baby, she knows what were talking about" and Matt's like "yeah, thats exactly the convo she wants to have with her mom,her moms boyfriend, her aunt & her uncle", so I'm like "I know whats going on, but I didn't need the mental image".
What a night, I think im gonna have a nightmare tonight.
At 6:30pm My aunt & uncle arived and they were all standing in the kitchen, My aunt,Mom & Matt were drinking Wine & My uncle was drinking beer. So they're all calling me and their like what do you want to drink, here are your choices, I was like uh okay and made my choice, drunk alittle, I'm not a big drinker. Then we ate & shit, fast forward
They all decide lets play poker, omg these people did not know what they were doing, so My mom's like okay, I'm going to call bobby (whose my younger brother), so she does that and while she's doing that, Lisa, Ben & I all go outside for a smoke. Ben is telling me I need to start my own internet company like my dad did (he owned a local internet provider) & Lisa is telling me what I need to do is getting Published (I write), so I spit a poem about my babies father for them and then we went in, and they played. Then we ate desert, we had pie and on the pie was a cherry, so Ben wants the cherry, (do you see where im going with this), and Ben says he can tie the stem and Matt says he doesn't want to see, so he leaves.
So were sitting there and all of a sunden, Lisa says "thats why I married him" and they all laugh, and I'm sitting here like, "alright TMI", and then Matt says "Jolene doesn't know what we're talkin about" and Lisa's like "Yeah right, she had a baby, she knows what were talking about" and Matt's like "yeah, thats exactly the convo she wants to have with her mom,her moms boyfriend, her aunt & her uncle", so I'm like "I know whats going on, but I didn't need the mental image".
What a night, I think im gonna have a nightmare tonight.