sooo not even on time
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave mindreaper a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I bought porn for eloquencelost (10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, total_angst (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4376 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
indifferance
Funny that some of that actually fit pretty well...wtf I'm a naughty bitch! And isn't a dutch oven inuendo for something...?