Long time I know I know
I'm going to kill myself for never saying what's going on in my life. I'm busy, k Zac? I've been working and going to school and having a girlfriend and thinking of a million things to do. Anyway, here's something funny. This is all from tonight.
The phone rings at Domino's. Zac picks up.
Zac: Thanks for calling Domino's Pizza, this is Zac
Other person: Oh really what's your last name.
Zac: Oh is this the other Zac Bascom?
Other Zac: Yeah. It is.
Zac: Crazy kinda living in your shadow. How's life after college?
Other Zac: Actually I'm back at the school doing construction on one of the new dorms...
Zac: Ohhhhh... Fun.
The phone rings at Domino's. Zac picks up.
Zac: Thanks for calling Domino's Pizza, this is Zac
Other person: Do you guys sell... waffles?
Zac: Oh yeah! We sell tons of waffles.
Other person: (muffled laughter)
Zac: BUUUUTTTTT.... we call them pizzas here.
Other person: Oh. (silent) Dang. - click -
The phone rings at Domino's. Matt picks up.
Other person (same guy from above): Do you have any specials, with waffles?
Matt: Definitely. For 5 bucks I'll put a waffle iron IN YOUR FACE
other person: - click -
The phone rings at Domino's. Zac picks up.
Zac: Thanks for calling Domino's Pizza, this is Zac
Other person: Oh really what's your last name.
Zac: Oh is this the other Zac Bascom?
Other Zac: Yeah. It is.
Zac: Crazy kinda living in your shadow. How's life after college?
Other Zac: Actually I'm back at the school doing construction on one of the new dorms...
Zac: Ohhhhh... Fun.
The phone rings at Domino's. Zac picks up.
Zac: Thanks for calling Domino's Pizza, this is Zac
Other person: Do you guys sell... waffles?
Zac: Oh yeah! We sell tons of waffles.
Other person: (muffled laughter)
Zac: BUUUUTTTTT.... we call them pizzas here.
Other person: Oh. (silent) Dang. - click -
The phone rings at Domino's. Matt picks up.
Other person (same guy from above): Do you have any specials, with waffles?
Matt: Definitely. For 5 bucks I'll put a waffle iron IN YOUR FACE
other person: - click -