I'm joining THE BORG, wizards are cool, and a public service announcement.
THE BORG finally assimilate one "Dr. Bryan Sarrasin Esquire":
so I think I'm gonna start a webcomic. I got a heapin' pile of ideas up in this crazy head of mine. it's gonna be about the internets, mostly. and videogames. and shit that I like. really I'm lying and it's going to be a weblogcomic. like overcompensating, only nowhere near as entertaining, or well drawn. in fact I'm probably going to a draw like, two panels and use them with different text for eternity. like get your war on. see I can rip off an entire culture of art, not just one man! and if anyone else says my art looks like explodingdog I'll fucking stab you, I've been doodling like that for goddamn years.
if you believe in magic:
speaking of the beautiful/evil internets, I've been trying to bootleg the mother fuck out of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I say trying because whenever I download a file that purports to be this particular fantasy film, the film contained within the magical goodness of the filename packaging is in fact, not. rather, it is a com-FUCKING-pletely random movie (The Frighteners, How High), or just a broken file. so all you skeezeball movie stealers out there, if you have these let me know. my soul desires it.
a disclaimer, or "Prelude to Dr. Bryan Sarrasin Esquire's PSA:"
I'm gonna take this here internets wad of gooey information stream in a different, but in my eyes completely necessary direction now. listen everybody. including/especially me. this is important. we're getting into some heavy shit, so slow me down if I lose you. sooner or later, we are all gonna be buried in the crunchy exterior of this here EARTH WORLD. or dirt in a jar, whichever your preference is, I guess. anyway to the point:
my first official PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!:
STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE. I'm serious. I've at points been just as guilty as any parties in particular I may be pointing an eFinger at, and that's why I addressed myself as well. time on the EARTH WORLD is limited, not to mention very short. I feel pretty confident when I say everyone else would probably just enjoy it more than anything, and I feel equally confident that most of the people I know can say that at any given point in time when there is something bad going on in their personal space, it's the result of someone else's actions. so lets me, you, your aunt, my sister, the cat endlessly meowing outside my apartment, all have a little more god damn compassion for one another. be a little more forgiving. show someone you care a little more. and I beg that no one take this personally, because this is directed at me just as much as anyone else, if not more. I just want everyone to be cool, man. B)
/end love child hippie rant
so I think I'm gonna start a webcomic. I got a heapin' pile of ideas up in this crazy head of mine. it's gonna be about the internets, mostly. and videogames. and shit that I like. really I'm lying and it's going to be a weblogcomic. like overcompensating, only nowhere near as entertaining, or well drawn. in fact I'm probably going to a draw like, two panels and use them with different text for eternity. like get your war on. see I can rip off an entire culture of art, not just one man! and if anyone else says my art looks like explodingdog I'll fucking stab you, I've been doodling like that for goddamn years.
if you believe in magic:
speaking of the beautiful/evil internets, I've been trying to bootleg the mother fuck out of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I say trying because whenever I download a file that purports to be this particular fantasy film, the film contained within the magical goodness of the filename packaging is in fact, not. rather, it is a com-FUCKING-pletely random movie (The Frighteners, How High), or just a broken file. so all you skeezeball movie stealers out there, if you have these let me know. my soul desires it.
a disclaimer, or "Prelude to Dr. Bryan Sarrasin Esquire's PSA:"
I'm gonna take this here internets wad of gooey information stream in a different, but in my eyes completely necessary direction now. listen everybody. including/especially me. this is important. we're getting into some heavy shit, so slow me down if I lose you. sooner or later, we are all gonna be buried in the crunchy exterior of this here EARTH WORLD. or dirt in a jar, whichever your preference is, I guess. anyway to the point:
my first official PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!:
STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE. I'm serious. I've at points been just as guilty as any parties in particular I may be pointing an eFinger at, and that's why I addressed myself as well. time on the EARTH WORLD is limited, not to mention very short. I feel pretty confident when I say everyone else would probably just enjoy it more than anything, and I feel equally confident that most of the people I know can say that at any given point in time when there is something bad going on in their personal space, it's the result of someone else's actions. so lets me, you, your aunt, my sister, the cat endlessly meowing outside my apartment, all have a little more god damn compassion for one another. be a little more forgiving. show someone you care a little more. and I beg that no one take this personally, because this is directed at me just as much as anyone else, if not more. I just want everyone to be cool, man. B)
/end love child hippie rant