I should never
play piano in front of people. Let alone a Tom Waits song on a 10-grand piano WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A FREAKIN' SUSTAIN PEDAL.
*sigh*
It's been a surreal day. The Head of Music at Chichester had the most whopping handlebar moustache I've ever seen and that wasn't even the most eccentric thing about him. No lie, on his staff pass photo, he was smoking a PIPE. A BIG FAT FUCKING PIPE.
He was awesome, though.
So then I get home just in time for Celebrity Mastermind, only to realise half an hour into it that that is Neville Longbottom on the chair answering questions on Oasis. Oh, and he's actually quite good looking now. Weird.
And just when I thought my day couldn't get any more surreal, I find this:
http://pitchfork.com/news/37464-elvis-costello-neko-case-join-stephen-kingjohn-mellencamp-musical/
Which I genuinely do have to see.
Time to let that English essay bring me back to some mundane normality, methinks...
*sigh*
It's been a surreal day. The Head of Music at Chichester had the most whopping handlebar moustache I've ever seen and that wasn't even the most eccentric thing about him. No lie, on his staff pass photo, he was smoking a PIPE. A BIG FAT FUCKING PIPE.
He was awesome, though.
So then I get home just in time for Celebrity Mastermind, only to realise half an hour into it that that is Neville Longbottom on the chair answering questions on Oasis. Oh, and he's actually quite good looking now. Weird.
And just when I thought my day couldn't get any more surreal, I find this:
http://pitchfork.com/news/37464-elvis-costello-neko-case-join-stephen-kingjohn-mellencamp-musical/
Which I genuinely do have to see.
Time to let that English essay bring me back to some mundane normality, methinks...