Fic Title: Just like a Woman
Author name:
indiefairyArtist name:
votakuGenre: SPN Slash & Het
Pairing: girl!Dean/Castiel, Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 20,663
Warnings: Attempted rape
Summary: Dean wakes up one morning to discover that he's somehow been turned into a female. Mix in a diversion to a hunt, the looming apocalypse, oh yeah and the fact that Dean thinks he may have the hots for his Angel. It all just adds up to a seriously crap week, and once Dean gets his hands on whoever did this to him, there's going to be hell to pay.
Of all the fucked up shit that Dean and Sam had been through, Dean had to rank this up top with the worst of them, and that wasn't just because it had happened to him, oh no this was some freaky shit no matter what.
Though, Dean thought, if it had happened to Sam he was pretty certain he'd be laughing so hard right now that his ribs would hurt for a week.
But it hadn't happened to Sam, it had happened to him, and this was no laughing matter.
Which is why he was currently locked in the bathroom, staring unblinkingly at his reflection, well what currently passed as his reflection, and that was the weird shit.
Because what Dean saw in the reflection most definitely wasn't him. Unless he'd been a leggy brunette all his life, but then he was sure he'd have noticed that.
This was wrong, so very, very wrong.
You don't just go to sleep one night very much a man, and wake up in the morning with a pair of breasts and nothing hanging between your legs.
Frowning Dean cupped a hand between his legs, yep little Dean had officially left the building. Now that was just mean.
Closing his eyes Dean took a deep breath, you're a man, you have a penis, you're a man, you're a man.
Well it was worth a shot.
It was a shock to the system waking up and rolling over to scratch your chest, only to discover that you now have breasts, even more of a shock when you realise that your hair has now grown down past your shoulders and oh yeah, that you have a vagina.
Dean thought that perhaps, upon discovering his new form that he should have panicked more, woken up Sam and Bobby and demanded that they found out what the hell had happened and fix him right that instance.
He probably would have if he hadn't been catapulted into a haze of shock, and the urge to vomit.
That's how he found himself in the bathroom, and he'd be damned if he was going to go out and face the reality of this any time soon. Because he didn't want to face the reality of it, this was not happening; it was a dream, or an illusion. It was not real.
Dean had to clamp his hand over his mouth to stop a shriek coming out as a loud knock sounded on the bathroom door.
“Hey, Dean, hurry up in there would you?”
This was not real, that wasn't really Sam on the other side of the door, he wasn't a girl and this wasn't real.
“Dude, you okay in there?”
Dean's face drained of colour as the reality of the situation hit. This was real. He was a girl, a half naked girl, and his brother was standing just outside the door, probably preparing to break in if Dean didn't start answering back. Shit!
Looking around Dean spotted the laundry basket and grabbed his jeans and t-shirt from the previous day. Hurriedly he pulled them on, the t-shirt now at least two sizes too big and his belt barely holding the jeans up.
“Dean, if you don't answer me I'm coming in there.”
Wiping a hand over his face Dean took a steadying breath and unlocked the door, slowly opening it, his eyes downcast.
“When you were six I convinced you that the tooth fairy was real, and that if you didn't brush your teeth twice a day, she'd visit while you were sleeping and rip out all your teeth.”
“Dean?”
“Salt, holy water, incantations, do what you like, but it's me and we have a problem.” Dean pulled the collar of his t-shirt down to show Sam the anti demon possession tattoo, before looking up at him - man he really was freakishly tall - and gave him a sheepish grin.
Chapter 2