Nov 28, 2006 01:15
Today Christina and I gave Eric "THE Test" to see if he is worthy of dating me. Here are the results: He got 62/100, which is passing ^_~
I was particularly fond of his final essay.
There are many legitimate reasons for why I should be able to date Sarah, but this essay will just concentrate on few. The first is that I’m highly trained in the art Muey Tai, so I can defend her from crazy white ninjas, with there crazy white ninja ideas and such. The second is that I’m the most faithful man in all the land, I’ll stay with her until she get board of me...
The third is that I can avert her vision from the more graphic scene in various movies (ask her about it). The fourth is that I can really hold my liquor, so I can take care of her if she gets a little carried away (again, ask her about it). The fifth we share a common dislike for the Emo kids, and the fact that we can both make fun of them brings us closer together than almost any otherinterest
And to conclude, we are great together; and if you don’t think so, we’ll then I’ll fly down to Minnesota to convince you otherwise. And I wont leave until you give your approval because its very important to Sarah to have it. So weather I get your approval now, because you truly think so, or I fly down to Minnesota and bother you until you give it.
In the end its your choice, but I must warn you I’m a very persistent guy. Thanks Christina.