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HOkay, so here’s the earth... chillin’. "Dang that's a sweet earth you might say"... ROUND!!
Alright ruling out- the ices caves melting, meteors becoming crash into us, the ozone leaving and the sun exploding we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up!
HOkay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US... with nukes, we got about twenty-six hundred more than anyone else... Whatever.
Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down!! So we launch a nuke at China and while on the way their like, "Shit shit who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well fire the missiles!" and France is like "Shit guys look at the missiles they’re coming... FIRE OUR SHIT!!!"
"But I’m Le Tired...."
"Well have a nap... THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like, "WTF mate?" India and Pakistan launch their shit. So now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other. So Russia is like, "AHH! MOTHER LAND!" and England's like, "It’s about time there, eh chap..."
"Right oh"
So the US is like, "Fuck we’re dumb asses..." Canada is like, "What's going on ,eh?" Australia is still like, "WTF" Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that..." So now we got nuclear winter and everyone's dead... except Australia and their still like "WTF", but they’ll be dead soon.... Fucking kangaroos...
But supposed as we don't blow ourselves up... Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking of the United states.... To hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too...
THE END!!!!!!!
Alright ruling out- the ices caves melting, meteors becoming crash into us, the ozone leaving and the sun exploding we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up!
HOkay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US... with nukes, we got about twenty-six hundred more than anyone else... Whatever.
Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down!! So we launch a nuke at China and while on the way their like, "Shit shit who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well fire the missiles!" and France is like "Shit guys look at the missiles they’re coming... FIRE OUR SHIT!!!"
"But I’m Le Tired...."
"Well have a nap... THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like, "WTF mate?" India and Pakistan launch their shit. So now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other. So Russia is like, "AHH! MOTHER LAND!" and England's like, "It’s about time there, eh chap..."
"Right oh"
So the US is like, "Fuck we’re dumb asses..." Canada is like, "What's going on ,eh?" Australia is still like, "WTF" Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that..." So now we got nuclear winter and everyone's dead... except Australia and their still like "WTF", but they’ll be dead soon.... Fucking kangaroos...
But supposed as we don't blow ourselves up... Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking of the United states.... To hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too...
THE END!!!!!!!