From the mouths of kids
There is no end to amusement in my classroom.
Grade 2 Wisdom:
(Two students discussing why Oscar the Grouch lives in a garbage can.)
"Well? He must have made some bad life decisions."
::snorts::
Indeed.
Grade 2 Whaaa?
(Students having a conversation at lunch. They eat in our classroom.)
"So I was doing some research on cantaloupe ..."
(On what now???)
"... and I discovered there are deer called cantaloupe."
(LOL. I never knew about the cantaloupe bounding across the African Savannah.)