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me and jessica are in yearbook and were pondering the craziest/funniest/most retarded things that we or anyone has done in coach bulger;'s 4th block class.
10. when he went to make a phone call we attempted to lock him outta the room.
9. every other conversation in his class either pertains to smoking weed or having sex
8. Josh wore a white collared shirt that he wrote "I am so high" on the front and then "on life" on the back with permanent marker then i proceeded to draw pigs and cats and flowers on it with pen.
7. jessica brings her "vodka" bottle to class everyday
6. the time i was turned around talking to clint and josh drew swastikas (the nazi hitler sign thingy) ALL over my worksheet and then coach bulger came to pick up my paper and tried to send me to the offfice and i didnt know why cuz i still didnt notice all the swastikas and that he wrote "I love Hitler" and jessica wrote HITLER IS MY BABY DADDY. and he thought that i just randomly wrote all that stuff and then when i told him i didnt he said who did then and i said JOSH and he was like oh okay and gave me the paper back.
5. the time we had a sub and she was calling role and i hid in the cabinet and opened it and walked out then the class went on about how i cam eout of the cloaset while coach bulger was gone.
4. when i was eating a pack of crakcers in class and throwing jolly ranchers across the room and my thorat was dry and jessica had her empty vodka bottle and i BEGGED her to go to the vodka fountain and get me something to drink cuz coach blulger wouldnt let me leave the room.
3. charles made the comment on the 2nd day of school "but you cant make people" and jessica said OH YES YOU CAN! and coach bulher said "you are in the wrong class for that"
2.coach bulger said if you are stupid and you know it dont clap your hands and charles said if you are fat and you know itr stand behind the podium.
1. i took a picture of jessicas bare boob during class (you can even see rodger and coach bulger in the background!!!!!)
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