Damn, shit gets scary around here fast. Iz called me when I was watching the news about the weirdness going on in LA and told me to take her car and come get her and Eva's man. They were out doing a patrol and Eva got hurt. So I get there, and there's Iz and Cristoff, but no Eva or Penn. Iz said they'd already gone ahead to the hospital. That's
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I don't understand why it's taking so long to get answers.
*checks his watch*
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'Cause doctors always make you wait. I think they think it'll make us more grateful or something when they finally do tell us everything's okay.
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I'll consider it my own personal blood drive.
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I don't think Eva needs a blood transfusion, but you might get them to tell you something faster.
*motions to where Cristoff is*
Maybe the both of you could corner a doctor and get them to tell you something.
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She may not need a transfusion, but I could always eat. Besides, fear makes people talk more.
*runs his fingers through his hair*
Have you been in town long?
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Um, okay. If you're hungry, I can go on a vending machine run.
I sort of moved here maybe a month ago. I'm gonna help Iz with her business.
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Ah. Isabella didn't tell you about me. Here you are, my sister-in-law, and you don't even know I'm a vampire. I don't understand Mrs. McDonald at all.
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Isabella married you? And you're a vampire?
*crosses her arms*
And she worries about ME picking up vamps, what a hypocrite.
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They'd only be after one thing.
*taps her on her neck*
*gives her the once over*
All right, maybe more than one thing, but dating vamps is bad.
We're not actually married. We just thought we were.
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Yeah, spare me the lecture. I've already gotten it from both Isabella and Penn. Sleeping with vamps bad, same with most demons that are anatomically compatible.
She's still a hypocrite. Penn's a demon.
*raises an eyebrow and smirks at him*
But thanks for the sorta compliment.
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Problem is, most of us would torture you for a few days and then either turn you or dump you. You'd probably be turned. Waste to just dump you.
*checks his watch*
Penn may be a demon, but he's not likely to drain you dry of your blood and send you back into the world to be a predator.
*quirks a smile at her*
Oh and don't forget a lot of demons? Big on impregnating humans to spawn their offspring.
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Dude, don't rub it in. I don't need to hear what I'm missing out on by only being allowed to date a human.
*makes a face*
And ewww, impregnated by a demon? I guess they don't have a contraceptive for that, do they?
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Did you miss the part about the torture, turning and dumping?
Nope. No demonic condoms...not that I'm aware of. Course, vampires can't have kids.
Normally.
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*half-smiles*
Really? Well that's convenient.
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I'm talking about the kind of torture where you start out begging for it to stop and be let go and then you end up begging to just be killed so it's over.
There is bondage involved. No safeword.
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