Perplexing Questions

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· Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

· Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

· Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

· If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

· Why do they call them "apartments" when they’re all stuck together?

· Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

· Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

· Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

· Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn’t it be called a "near hit"?

· If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

· Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

· How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

· How can someone "draw a blank"?

· How do you KNOW it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

· If you keep trying to solve Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

· If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

· Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

· Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

· Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

· Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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