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by limitedbythesky
independent8702's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 08:32:08 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:46:02 AM
Alco Money! : $ 439
Guests of Honour
i_am_dr_hobo is an odious Fundementalist Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. i_am_dr_hobo decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
independent8702 is a graceful Atheist. independent8702 drank 3 Pulques, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Vodka, 2 Poteens, 1 Irish Cream.
berrr_dawn is a repulsive Agnostic and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. berrr_dawn drank 9 Lagers, 6 Pulques.
saxattack is a bewildered Wiccan and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. saxattack drank 18 Bloody Marys.
roar8706 is a poignant Wiccan. roar8706 drank 5 Absinthes, 1 Cosmopolitan, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 1 Pilsner, 3 White Russians, 1 Goldschlager.
fortherazorback is a buoyant Hindu and a lover of everything alcoholic. fortherazorback drank 4 Absinthes, 1 Ale, 2 Brandys.
sad_goddess187 is a repulsive Wiccan and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. sad_goddess187 drank 6 White Russians, 3 Vermouths, 2 Coffee Liqueurs, 2 Gins, 3 Absinthes.
i_am_sarafan is a pleasant Hindu. i_am_sarafan drank 2 Absinthes, 13 Aligator Bites.
rock_n_girl is a fanciful Buddhist. rock_n_girl drank 6 Absinthes.
brokenxwings05 is a cheery Wiccan. brokenxwings05 drank 4 Kahluas.
iluvurbelybuton is a resentful Taoist who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. iluvurbelybuton drank 1 Gin, 1 Cider.
one_cool_frood is a crummy Hindu and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. one_cool_frood drank 15 Bloody Marys, 1 Cosmopolitan.
filisheetszczak is a sprightly Hindu. filisheetszczak drank 15 Tequilas.
Sick!
Dear god independent8702! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - independent8702, berrr_dawn, roar8706, sad_goddess187, i_am_sarafan, filisheetszczak
Fights
'I know your sort brokenxwings05, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' brokenxwings05 jumped up before i_am_dr_hobo could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
At approximately 03:00:26 AM i_am_dr_hobo and independent8702 caused around $500,000 worth of damage to independent8702's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening i_am_dr_hobo and independent8702 were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
filisheetszczak when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events
saxattack declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in fortherazorback simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
roar8706 had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
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