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[indemnifies]

[Simon's somewhere between WONDERMENT and HORROR as he posts this video post. What's he staring at?

Snow.

Mother. Fucking. Snow.

In a jacket with no shirt, a pair of shorts and a pair of boots. Oh my god he's cold.]

W-what--What is this stuff?! It's freezing!

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[Video]

[hintcoinplz]

Ha ha, it's snow of course!

[And he's currently covered in it. Nope, haven't been playing in it at all, no sir.]

[Video]

[indemnifies]

[oh my god luke that's adorable.]

We don't have this kinda stuff where I'm from.

[Video]

[hintcoinplz]

No snow at all?! So you've never been in any snowball fights or made snowmen?

[THIS IS UNHEARD OF.]

[Video]

[indemnifies]

What're those? [WHAT STRANGE LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK]

Re: [Video]

[hintcoinplz]

Well, uh...

[A pause as he thinks how to explain this.]

When you make a snowman, you roll up three large balls of snow and stack them on top of each other! And then you decorate 'im to look just like a person! Mum, papa, and I would use a carrot to make the nose, and small pieces of coal for the eyes and mouth! And then we'd give 'im a hat and scarf to wear!

And - oh, snowball fights are a lot of fun, especially if you get a big group of people together. All you do is roll up a small ball of snow and toss it at the other person! And then they'll try to hit you with them too!

[Video]

[indemnifies]

[Luke you just used so much foreign terminology. Simon's going to stare at you stupidly for a few seconds.]

Re: [Video]

[hintcoinplz]

[Longest derp moment in history as Luke stares right back.]

Um, perhaps it'd be easier to show rather than tell.

[Video]

[indemnifies]

Maybe...?