[Locked from Nia | Video, lol forgot]

[indemnifies]

What makes... a girl... your girlfriend, anyway?

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[ex_hwamei]

Do you love her? Did you ask her out? Did you kiss under the rain? With fireworks!? [ don't ask how that's possible SHUSH THIS IS HER DREAM ]

[indemnifies]

K-Kiss?! W-what are fireworks?!

[ex_hwamei]

[ what world are you from ] ... It's something that you light that goes boom in the sky and makes pretty colors at night. I can give a more scientific explanation, if you want!

[indemnifies]

... Like explosions?

[ex_hwamei]

Yep! Um, they explode in the sky so no one gets hurt! They're really beautiful - ah, you haven't seen any?

[indemnifies]

[He shakes his head.] We don't have that kinda stuff where I'm from.

[ex_hwamei]

That's so weird! [ A beat. ] Well, we can put that aside for now. So have you kissed her?

[indemnifies]

[KAJNFASDFSADF STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION, PEOPLE.] N-no.

[ex_hwamei]

Does she even know how you feel about her?

You do like her, right?

[indemnifies]

I care about her more than anything! A-and I know she knows...

[ex_hwamei]

You haven't told her.

[indemnifies]

Not... directly.

B-but she knows!

[ex_hwamei]

[ She shakes her head. That's not how it works on TV, Simon! ]

Aiya, you're miles away from even getting to hold her hand!

If you want to make her your girlfriend, you gotta let her know what she's getting into!

[indemnifies]

... She holds my hand all the time. [ALL THE TIME, TAIWAN.]

[ex_hwamei]

[ o-oh... that's cute but ]

If she sees you as a friend, it doesn't count.

[indemnifies]

... [NOW SIMON IS DISAPPOINT AND IT SHOOOOOWS]