[... Simon's standing, in just a pair of shorts, on Route 30. His Sandshrew is wrapped around his shoulder very comfortably.
He's holding up what looks like green fabric... He pauses a moment to take a breath, before going absolutely red.
It's a
Picknicker dress. He stumbles over his words, trying to get something past his huge embarrassment, before:]
W-why'd I get a dress?!?!
[
... blame Double K]