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[indelible_x]

 i don't post enough journals about my EXCITING REAL LIFE ADVENTURES. and I know that you all care.

basically, tomorrow I start school. And this doesn't make sense to me. So I'm going to reminiscent on my summer experiences and share them all here.

so here's my exciting list of SHIT I DID THIS SUMMER.

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Wait... So. Since men are pigs... Does being vegetarian make us lesbian? *tilts head* 0_0 If you have cows there than it's good. I'll fit right in! That all sounds so awesome... *sigh* We don't have corn here. *pouts*

I understand, you need to be in school. Don't worry about it, as soon as I grow wings, I'm so totally burning that crappy little house down. *Taecifer smile*

WUT. You cuddle with creepers? DUDE. THAT'S CREEPY. So... If you have tons of creepers, you have tons of bed-mates? Aww, and here I thought I was special... =_= By the way, that sore throat comment... Seemed kind of... Dirty? Heh, heh. *thought about nice things that can give people a sore throat. VERY NICE THINGS* OMG. But those poor 2min-driven creep-o's need something to bribe you with~! Especially since they can't exchange me for episodes. Since I already crossed over to your side. *pedosmile* I'll just go PedoBear on you and measure your cup size... *grabby-hands*
... Okay, that was plain weird. *facepalm* Don't worry, I'm not that pervy... I think.

Psht, of course it working, I learnt from Key. I HAVE A POLE AT MY PLACE! OMG. OMG. I kind of imagine Taemin and Minho forgetting about the pole and kind of having sex in front of us. *insert nosebleed*

OH YES. That was another thing I learnt from Key-Umma. Coco is her puppy's name, ne? xD Aww, you need a new baby? Poor you... =/
LIKE. I FEEL LIKE A LOSER NOW. And you know, there was actually internet, kind of. But I couldn't access my own fics. Or comments. It said that they're too pornographic. LIKE WUT? >_>
Aish. I do that, too. My friends are already used to it. They just steal Coco-Chan when I disappear in my little ghei world...
I don't fuck social life. *serious* I fuck my online life. It's way better in bed. *o*

OMO. You're like me. I write fics in my head when I'm at school. And then I don't get stuff. And people poke me. And I've also fallen asleep a few times... how the hell am i still considered a good student? O_o

Ah, I'd rather make Minho spank Tae. And I'd sit next to them and film it. Or draw it. Or write it. Or just stare like a horny bitch.... He-he.

Well, Taemin doesn't have his extensions right now. Who knows, maybe they'll suddenly show up on top of Minho's head next time?

I AM JUST A MIRROR. LIKE. YOU'RE AWESOME. AND I REFLECT IT BACK. SO IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. Oh. Okay. *drags you to a room with a hundred naked 2min clones who run to cuddle you and a enormous pile of all kinds of cake in one corner; in the middle of the room there is a huge white cake with a mini-me and a mini-you on top. I lock you in that room*
D-dod-dd-dongsaeng. (THIS SOUNDS WEIRD).
You should stop being all unnie-ishly sweet to me. You're making me feel young. And i fucking love it. But I should be feeling old. Gah, dilemma.

Most of the time? O_O
*sings* You're automatic and your heart's like an engine, I die with every beat. *shuts up because forgets lyrics*

Teacher me would make cute guys climb up her desk and strip. Student me would randomly sleep on you, or whisper dirty stories into your ear, or then she would doodle 2min in provocative positions all over your homework. And teacher-me would give you A+ 'es for showing up and being pretty. Now THAT would be a nice school.
YES.
*dreams about that school*
*drools*
And Onew would be the lunch lady. He'd give us CHICKEN.