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i don't post enough journals about my EXCITING REAL LIFE ADVENTURES. and I know that you all care.
basically, tomorrow I start school. And this doesn't make sense to me. So I'm going to reminiscent on my summer experiences and share them all here.
so here's my exciting list of SHIT I DID THIS SUMMER.
( hey guys you ready for this )
basically, tomorrow I start school. And this doesn't make sense to me. So I'm going to reminiscent on my summer experiences and share them all here.
so here's my exciting list of SHIT I DID THIS SUMMER.
( hey guys you ready for this )
AND I IS JEALASS. Like. How can you hang out with people from LJ? I like, LIVE IN A BOMB HOLE. I'm about to blow it up and move to where ever you are, Seattle Washington.
AND NAU I'MMA COMMENT THE ONLY THING THAT WAS RELATED TO ME. AKA BUDDY-BUDDY. And you know. Fangirls are craaazeh. I live in your basement, singing about how much I love Justin Bieber in thong and munch on your potatoes. So yeah. I can make pretty much make ANNNYTHING happen. I can even flirt with one of my fave writers, like, EVER, and get away with it.
Wanna see?
HEY CUPCAKES. *pulls shirt up*
Okay. Done.
Anyway. Your summer sounds aww-some. Like. AWWWWWWWWW.
Cute-cute-cute.
*feeds you cake with a megahuge spoon*
Though there should be more Haze. Yeaaahhh.
Anyways. I hope you have fun at school. When you get bored, imagine me as your teacher, using waterproof markers to draw dicks and chibi-Minho's with ponytails on your tests and randomly sitting on your lap and shoving a laptop into your face like 24/7 to make you write MORE PORN. HAHA.
And my lesson would be like Smut 101.
...
Uh.
*facepalm*
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pahaha, COME ON DOWN TO MISSOURI. all we have is trailer parks. and bbq.
BAHAHA. I had to include you! I mean, I've only talked to you for a few days, BUT IT'S BEEN AWESOME.
So you're the one in the basement? that's good to hear. You can sleep on one of the five couches down there (seriously. why do I have so many couches in my basement?) and play video games with me. :D
OH HEY HONEYBUN. ;D -rolls-
my summer wasn't that cool. I spent a lot of time online doing nothing.
OMGOMGOMG CAKE.
Yes. Yes I agree. There needs to be more Haze in my life.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL. honeybun, I had a terrible day at school. But your comment totally cheered me up. <333
omg minho's ponytail. I miss it so much.
OKAY. SO YOU'RE KIND OF BASICALLY THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.
and i'd totally take your smut 101 class. ;D
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OMG. SO. I CAN JUST, LIKE. Put wheels under my house and cycle my way there and chill in da trailer park and toast marshmallows? (I'm a vegetarian, xD) That sounds so awesome. O_O
Like seriously. *runs to umma to beg for a trailer*
YES. I agree with this awesomeness. Yesterday I pouted the whole freaking evening because YOU WEREN'T in AIM. And. You know, I wrote some Shower Raiders for you... And how did Power Rangers morph into Shower Raiders, I haz no idea. I blame you.
You've heard me singing down there? I was getting a sore throat from serenading below your window so I just crawled down there and drilled peep-holes into your floor. O_o
Oh, those couches are obviously for me and your other freako stalkers. We hang out down there and steal your bras when you don't write fast enough.
... Okay, that makes even ME go wtf.
*still trying to flirt with one of her fave authors*
CUPCAKES~! <3
*quickly installs a pole in your bedroom for some awesome late-night-activities*
Pssht, my summer was more or less the same. I mean, besides camp and a few parties and some guests and staying over at my friends place... Yeah. I just had lots of private time with Coco-Chan (my laptop).
@_@ Then you should be in a haze more often. *-*
You didn't have fun? OMG. So... WHO'RE YOU GONNA CALL?
... Um...
TEACHERBUSTERS~!
*sucks all of your annoying/gross/pedo/boring/prissy/weirdo teachers and/or classmates into a huge-as-fuck vacuum cleaner and sends Mini-Me's to replace them*
Aww, now I'm all sad. I wish you'd have fun and shit. Do I need to come to your school and whoop some loser ass? Though... Taeminnie might get pissed with me if I spanked someone other than him... *sigh*
OMO. I think Minho didn't take care of his pony too well, so it betrayed him and decided to develop a relationship with Taemin, instead.
HOLY SHIT. LIKE. WHOAH. *suddenly collapses*
THAT. O_O
WHAI.
ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW ME UP OR SOMETHING~?!
*blushblushblush*
*headdesks a few times*
Omg. Like. This makes me so speechless that I can't even type. =_= WHAI ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
(It sounds like you're confessing.)
*tilts head*
So... Does this mean i officially have permission to kidnap you now? ^^ *moves closer to you awkwardly*
Uh, you're like, mm... *embarrassed* I mean... You... Ugh. *makes a little shrine for you and sacrifices tons of cakes*
YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST THING FOR ME, TOO. Though you're kind of alive. Aren't you? Robots are cool.
I'D TAKE THAT CLASS, TOO. I'd clone myself so that I can make lewd jokes at the back of the class, while me number 1 tells us about positions.
Yeah. Let's build a new school.
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GIAJDKSALJA. I'm sorry. D: I was probably at school when you were on aim. School likes to interfere with my internet life, WHICH IS STUPID.
SHADOW RAIDERS! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL, OMG WANT. <3
omg, poor bb. <3 you're not allowed to have a sore throat. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CREEP ON ME. YOU CAN COME OUT AND I'LL CUDDLE YOU TILL YOU'RE BETTER.
Tell my other stalkers that I say Hi. and that I need those bras back. I'm running out. xDDD
I THINK YOUR FLIRTING IS WORKING.
how'd you know i've always wanted a stripper pole in my bedroom? you know me. <3 We can invite taemin and minho over, and they'll show us their moves. ;DDD
Your laptop has a cute nickname. I should nickname my computer, but it's broken, so I need to get a new one. D: PFFF, CAMP IS FOR LOSERS. I stay at home and read porn. LIKE A CHAMP. omgomgomg, my friends would call me and ask if I wanted to hang out and I'd ignore them in favor of the internet. So the only time I really hung out with people is when they forced me out of the house. xDDD
FUCK YOU, SOCIAL LIFE. I DO WHAT I WANT.
DUSIADYSAUDYSAUIDSA
thank you honeybun! It's really not the teachers, so much as it is the student body in general. I have a lot of dumb people who go to my school. D: And what really sucks is how early I have to get up. I sleep for the last half of the day. But today was much better, probably because I wasn't as tired, but also because I daydreamed 2min sexy time. It was nice.
LOLOLOL, omg I bet Taemin wouldn't mind~ So long as you give him some extra one on one time later.
Taemin and Minho's hair are bff. Minho, please become friends with your hair again. I want it back.
OMGOMGOMG NO DON'T BLOW UP I NEED YOU.
DJASKJDSKADJ I DON'T MEAN TO. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING AWESOME.
of course you can kidnap me~ you don't even have to ask, omg. Just promise me cake and cuddles, and I'm there.
BAAAAAAAAAAAW, HONEYBUN, I'M GLAD! <3
you're so precious~
LOL, YEAH, I'M ALIVE. most of the time.
WELL, before we open a new school, we'd have to make a cloning machine first. I have a feeling that me and you will just be giggling uncontrollably in the back, while teacher you glares but secretly enjoys our enthusiasm. We'd pass notes to each other, but just write porn back in forth.
So amazing.
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I understand, you need to be in school. Don't worry about it, as soon as I grow wings, I'm so totally burning that crappy little house down. *Taecifer smile*
WUT. You cuddle with creepers? DUDE. THAT'S CREEPY. So... If you have tons of creepers, you have tons of bed-mates? Aww, and here I thought I was special... =_= By the way, that sore throat comment... Seemed kind of... Dirty? Heh, heh. *thought about nice things that can give people a sore throat. VERY NICE THINGS* OMG. But those poor 2min-driven creep-o's need something to bribe you with~! Especially since they can't exchange me for episodes. Since I already crossed over to your side. *pedosmile* I'll just go PedoBear on you and measure your cup size... *grabby-hands*
... Okay, that was plain weird. *facepalm* Don't worry, I'm not that pervy... I think.
Psht, of course it working, I learnt from Key. I HAVE A POLE AT MY PLACE! OMG. OMG. I kind of imagine Taemin and Minho forgetting about the pole and kind of having sex in front of us. *insert nosebleed*
OH YES. That was another thing I learnt from Key-Umma. Coco is her puppy's name, ne? xD Aww, you need a new baby? Poor you... =/
LIKE. I FEEL LIKE A LOSER NOW. And you know, there was actually internet, kind of. But I couldn't access my own fics. Or comments. It said that they're too pornographic. LIKE WUT? >_>
Aish. I do that, too. My friends are already used to it. They just steal Coco-Chan when I disappear in my little ghei world...
I don't fuck social life. *serious* I fuck my online life. It's way better in bed. *o*
OMO. You're like me. I write fics in my head when I'm at school. And then I don't get stuff. And people poke me. And I've also fallen asleep a few times... how the hell am i still considered a good student? O_o
Ah, I'd rather make Minho spank Tae. And I'd sit next to them and film it. Or draw it. Or write it. Or just stare like a horny bitch.... He-he.
Well, Taemin doesn't have his extensions right now. Who knows, maybe they'll suddenly show up on top of Minho's head next time?
I AM JUST A MIRROR. LIKE. YOU'RE AWESOME. AND I REFLECT IT BACK. SO IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. Oh. Okay. *drags you to a room with a hundred naked 2min clones who run to cuddle you and a enormous pile of all kinds of cake in one corner; in the middle of the room there is a huge white cake with a mini-me and a mini-you on top. I lock you in that room*
D-dod-dd-dongsaeng. (THIS SOUNDS WEIRD).
You should stop being all unnie-ishly sweet to me. You're making me feel young. And i fucking love it. But I should be feeling old. Gah, dilemma.
Most of the time? O_O
*sings* You're automatic and your heart's like an engine, I die with every beat. *shuts up because forgets lyrics*
Teacher me would make cute guys climb up her desk and strip. Student me would randomly sleep on you, or whisper dirty stories into your ear, or then she would doodle 2min in provocative positions all over your homework. And teacher-me would give you A+ 'es for showing up and being pretty. Now THAT would be a nice school.
YES.
*dreams about that school*
*drools*
And Onew would be the lunch lady. He'd give us CHICKEN.
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