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indelible_x

I'm not afraid of child abuse charges

Aug 09, 2010 15:43

It has occurred to me that even though I spend a lot of time browsing through SHINee fics, I don't read very many. why am i such a loser ( Read more... )

i have no life, i can read, give me your fics, i'm a downer

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minhofirelight August 9 2010, 21:49:23 UTC

THERE'S THIS AWESOME JONGKEY FIC YOU SHOULD READ CALLED "JONGHYUN IS A BRO STRIPPER AND MINHO'S A COOL BRO FOR GETTING ONE FOR KEY'S BIRTHDAY".

IT'S AMAZING FNKMSDNKLHDSKSBN,XMBCNJDBF' ;D

indelible_x August 9 2010, 22:18:15 UTC

BITCH
DON'T TELL ME THINGS I ALREADY KNOW.

<3

minhofirelight August 9 2010, 23:31:20 UTC

WOAH WOAH HEY GIRL.
DON'T TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

indelible_x August 10 2010, 00:57:53 UTC

YOU SHOT BILL MURRAY. I DON'T TAKE THINGS LIKE THAT LIGHTLY, SIR.

minhofirelight August 10 2010, 01:00:51 UTC

HEY YOU. HEECHUL HIT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB.
DOESN'T HE GET IN TROUBLE?!

indelible_x August 10 2010, 01:16:52 UTC

NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S HEECHUL'S JOB TO SMACK THINGS WITH GOLF CLUBS. YOU CAN'T HATE HIM FOR WHAT HE IS.

minhofirelight August 10 2010, 01:23:52 UTC

BUT I DO. HE'S ALL "OHH LOOK AT ME, I'M SEXY. ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER KEY ARE WHORES~! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT." AND THAT ANGERS ME.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO EAT YOU TWINKIES. D:

indelible_x August 10 2010, 01:29:26 UTC

THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH HIM, HUH. HUH?!
YOU MUST'VE BEEN IMPRESSED WITH HIS BILL MURRAY, GOLF CLUB SKILLS. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION.
or, you're after his little sister, Key.
I see your plan.
I'm on to you.

minhofirelight August 10 2010, 01:33:22 UTC

... ... -shifty eyes- STOP JUDGING ME. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. I MADE THE ZOMBIE RULES.

AND HIS LITTLE SISTER IS ANNOYING. KEY SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

indelible_x August 10 2010, 02:19:25 UTC

YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOO SMART BECAUSE OF THAT, DON'T YOU. BUT YOU'RE NOT.

omg the party don't start till Key walks in. And he can't just leave a good party.

minhofirelight August 10 2010, 02:39:37 UTC

I AM SO SMART. WANNA SEE MY BRAIN? WELL YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE I DON'T SHOW MY BRAIN TO JUST ANYONE. YOU HAVE TO BE SPECIAL TO SEE THIS BRAIN.

TRUFAX. There were sparkles in Meaghan's kitchen, Key had a party without her.

indelible_x August 10 2010, 15:03:17 UTC

OMG WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE THAT? PUT THAT AWAY DANIELLE. CHILDREN ARE HERE.

LOOOOOLOLOOLOL, Key probably sweats glitter.

minhofirelight August 10 2010, 15:40:15 UTC

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE MY BRAIN? IT'S HOT. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

I bet.

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