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So I clapped my hands.
Ten metre boom and a whole lot of mess. Stove went one way, fridge went the other. Floor flew north, cieling dropped south. Snapped wires, broken pipes and water pissing everywhere.
Lounge now just a big hole and a pile of splinters. Kitchen lino half-way up the wall like a tidal wave of melted candy-canes. Pantry now has a panoramic, 270-degree view of the backyard, and all that's left of the bathroom is a couple shards of smoking porcelain.
Didn't know that stuff could burn.
Guess that wasn't my smartest move. Anyone got room for one more?
Ten metre boom and a whole lot of mess. Stove went one way, fridge went the other. Floor flew north, cieling dropped south. Snapped wires, broken pipes and water pissing everywhere.
Lounge now just a big hole and a pile of splinters. Kitchen lino half-way up the wall like a tidal wave of melted candy-canes. Pantry now has a panoramic, 270-degree view of the backyard, and all that's left of the bathroom is a couple shards of smoking porcelain.
Didn't know that stuff could burn.
Guess that wasn't my smartest move. Anyone got room for one more?