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indecisive_pie

"It's quite alright," he says

Nov 03, 2006 01:54

Today I:

handed in a paper

got caught up in my readings

met up with a long lost friend

stabbed a guy in the crotch with a christmas tree.

By accident.

He was nice.

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thuyme November 3 2006, 04:03:08 UTC

i am SERIOUSLY afraid to ask.

skinny_t November 3 2006, 04:08:37 UTC

I'm not. Christmas tree? A little early in the season for crotch-stabbing, eh?

thuyme November 3 2006, 05:17:22 UTC

good one mark. good one.

fa lalalala la la la la... indecisive_pie November 4 2006, 20:04:29 UTC

Not really. Not when you go to canadian tire at the eaton's centre with a friend to buy a garbage can and come out with cat food, a rug and a 4ft christmas tree. And not when your friend decides to stop at the entrance to think of where she's going and you're forced to stop behind her because the garbage can is just too big to step around and since it's too big the christmas tree in a box naturally has to bounce off it and and nearly stabs the guy behind you who was forced to stop as well because your friend as had stopped and you have stopped and "oh my god! I'm so sorry!" I say.
Tis the season to be jolly.

indecisive_pie November 4 2006, 19:48:15 UTC

I've upgraded. Who needsa bat when you've got a 4ft christmas tree in a box handy? Watch out world.

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