[locked to the crew of the Halberd]

[indarkestknight]

Viral has requested that you all do not hit on his wife while she is staying on the Halberd.

To avoid the inevitable, I have both tied up and locked Zero in the brig.

Comments

[ablazingsoul]

...

... When and how th' fuck did the Furry get a wife?

[viralbeastman]

See prior comments, naked monkey.

[ablazingsoul]

Eh?? You mean that woman actually said yes to marrying you?

[viralbeastman]

Uh.

More or less.

[emotional_reel]

Weeeell...

He really didn't ask.

[viralbeastman]

You never really said no.

[emotional_reel]

Being told "Surprise, you're married!" makes saying no kind of hard to do.

[viralbeastman]

Well.

It worked out well enough.