[locked to the crew of the Halberd]

[indarkestknight]

Viral has requested that you all do not hit on his wife while she is staying on the Halberd.

To avoid the inevitable, I have both tied up and locked Zero in the brig.

Comments

[helix_princess]

You mean Marino? She said my hair was nice! That it gave someone a lot to hold onto! :D

[spacekingkittan]

...

N-Nia, I don't think that means what you think it means...

[helix_princess]

What? It DOESN'T mean someone would hold onto it or pull it while we're having sex? :O

I mean Simon does it all the time.

[emotional_reel]

♥

You're adorable, Nia. Never change.

[helix_princess]

Don't plan too~! ♥

[emotional_reel]

We should like... Have a girl night, just us two~.

[helix_princess]

I hope you mean ice cream and gossip.

Because Simon's the only one for me.

[emotional_reel]

Ice cream, gossip, I'll even braid your hair~.

I'm not into doing anything to ruin a monogamous relationship.

[helix_princess]

^_^ Sounds like fun~!

[spacekingkittan]

...

[lots and LOTS of nonsense text. Kittan is smashing the D-Comm against his head.]

[helix_princess]

... Kittan? Are you okay?

[spacekingkittan]

I...

I think I need to go lie down, Nia.

[simonthedigger]

...You do that.

[spacekingkittan]

...

Goddammit, Simon, I'm gonna kick your ass.

[helix_princess]

You do that Kittan~? I'm coming after you.

♥

[spacekingkittan]

...Y-yes ma'am.

Nia is one scary woman.

[Strikes not there]