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[arakhnes]

your hawkeye won't leave me alone

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[incywincyhero]

If he were mine he'd be housetrained.

[arakhnes]

he's not mine
mine's not a weenie

[incywincyhero]

Don't let him hear you say that, you'll hurt his feelings.

So what is he weening exactly?

[arakhnes]

he keeps finding me somehow
and then he won't leave me alone

totally wondering if he has to talk to Clint about not being a creeper

[incywincyhero]

You really are the queen of vague tonight. Finding you where, doing what? What does he want?

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[arakhnes]

lfmdjrejfdk

[arakhnes]

he found me once when i was patrolling and he chased after me and was like JESS!! and i guess he mistook me for his spider-woman
and then like last week he found me when i was walking through the streets and
mistook me for you

[incywincyhero]

Shucks, poor guy. Going blind as well as deaf. And so young, too!

That joke works better when I can do my Jewish grandmother impression, for the record.

[arakhnes]

oy vey
either way he wouldn't leave me alone and uh
he kind of figured me out
like
that i'm spider-woman

[incywincyhero]

Wait wait wait. He approached you while you were out of the costume? But you don't even look like his -- well, our -- well, our universe's -- Jessica Drew!

[arakhnes]

we had a weird conversation
but he put two and two together

[incywincyhero]

... He does know you're a teenager, right? I mean, I know he can be a little oblivious, but it is kind of obvious.

[arakhnes]

yeah so he keeps reminding me

[incywincyhero]

What exactly is he saying to you?

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[arakhnes]

"kid"