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[bests]

Help me convince Clint that Jabba isn't too nerdy a name for his pug.

[ yes, that's really the entire message ]

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[incywincyhero]

Jabba's not that nerdy. Now, if he were named Buckaroo Banzai...

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[bests]

He wants to put Bee-Pug on the dog's collar and just let anyone call it what they want. The poor thing is going to be so confused.

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[incywincyhero]

That sounds like an ideal recipe for a dog that only answers to the name "Snookibottom."

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[bests]

Snookibottom? Have you been watching Jersey Shore?

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[incywincyhero]

Tragically, it is long since no longer necessary to watch Jersey Shore to have an inkling of the horrors that lie within.

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[bests]

Sometimes I fear for the next generation.

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[incywincyhero]

And that's how you know when you've gotten old.

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[bests]

Hey!

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[incywincyhero]

You should know better than to hand me an opening like that.

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[bests]

And you should know better than to bring up being old around a woman who's in her mid-thirties. That's just basic tact.

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[incywincyhero]

Wait, you're --

[A doing-the-math silence.]

Oh, I guess you would be, huh. I always think of you as my age.

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[bests]

No, I'm a good few years older than you.

But if you ever ask me point blank how old I am, the answer is always going to be thirty-two.

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[incywincyhero]

I'll be sure to get you a geranium for your next birthday.

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[bests]

Why a geranium?

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[incywincyhero]

Stupid chemistry joke, don't mind me.