stupidity
Measuring your stupidity...
1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [X] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [ ] I laugh out loud when someone says the word "fart".
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just... stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ]People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [X] I accidentally break alot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me...well most..
30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. Multiply that number by 3 to get your percentage. Repost this as "I am __% stupid"
I am 42% stupid.
But really, that number should be higher. Because I left a midterm paper to do in one night. >.< It was my intention to start it last night. Didn't really happen. I finished my ethno midterm paper and I was just so tired. And I woke up at 8AM with the intention of working on it before work, but there is construction going on basically right below my window and it has been non-stop all morning. Drilling on cement. I had to close my window but it's still really loud. I have a huge headache. Am going to try to get out of work early so I have more time to work on the paper, but I have so many things to do on Thursdays. I'll have to miss my session with Client B. May not be such a good thing. He needs help. Looks like I'll just be bringing stuff for my paper with me to work, then. Arg.
1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [X] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to buzz off and gotten screwed for it.
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [X] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12. [ ] I laugh out loud when someone says the word "fart".
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [X] Sometimes I just... stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ]People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [X] I accidentally break alot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me...well most..
30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. Multiply that number by 3 to get your percentage. Repost this as "I am __% stupid"
I am 42% stupid.
But really, that number should be higher. Because I left a midterm paper to do in one night. >.< It was my intention to start it last night. Didn't really happen. I finished my ethno midterm paper and I was just so tired. And I woke up at 8AM with the intention of working on it before work, but there is construction going on basically right below my window and it has been non-stop all morning. Drilling on cement. I had to close my window but it's still really loud. I have a huge headache. Am going to try to get out of work early so I have more time to work on the paper, but I have so many things to do on Thursdays. I'll have to miss my session with Client B. May not be such a good thing. He needs help. Looks like I'll just be bringing stuff for my paper with me to work, then. Arg.