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1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
had sex with three different kinds of animals. at the same time. oh yea.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
my resolution for last year was to not be so lazy. i made the resolution three weeks late. though, living on my own has sort of been a form of motivation. so, i'm less lazy than i was. sounds like a success to me.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
my mom's dog had puppies.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
just my spirit
5. What countries did you visit?
i didn't leave the country. but i should have.
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
daily cunnilingus
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
the day i took over the world in secret.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
i'd like to say moving away from home, or starting my real education, or something like that, but it was probably getting laid.
9. What was your biggest failure?
allowing bush v2.0 to live.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i got sick and threw up like two or three days ago. probably the whataburger.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
the 4ft long anal invader.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
saddam hussien
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
bush's
14. Where did most of your money go?
food. pot.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
nothing. excitement is a dead emotion inside me.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
probably "in summary of what i am" by misery signals. i analyzed that song for a project and listened to it probably 40 or 50 times over the course of two days.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? definitely happier
ii. thinner or fatter? i'm bigger. i wouldn't say fatter.
iii. richer or poorer? well... i have more money in my account. but now i'm 50k in debt where as i wasn't last year. you decide.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
ride the h train.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
complain
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
it was spent in SC with my family.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
with myself
23. How many one-night stands.
technically none.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
entourage. six feet under
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
just black people. and jesus. who was probably black anyway.
26. What was the best book you read?
sound foundations
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
my taylor.
28. What did you want and get?
money i guess. but money is kind of a shitty gift.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
shaun of the dead.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
a midget stripper. 19
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
if i had really done a midget stripper on my birthday
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
non-existant.
34. What kept you sane?
amy
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
fancy? wow. ted nugent is a bad ass. and natalie portman is prett hot.
37. Who do you miss?
ehh... annie.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
the pope
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
get that hate up outta ya. or you'll just be another dumb nigger.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
blackbird fly
had sex with three different kinds of animals. at the same time. oh yea.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
my resolution for last year was to not be so lazy. i made the resolution three weeks late. though, living on my own has sort of been a form of motivation. so, i'm less lazy than i was. sounds like a success to me.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
my mom's dog had puppies.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
just my spirit
5. What countries did you visit?
i didn't leave the country. but i should have.
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
daily cunnilingus
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
the day i took over the world in secret.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
i'd like to say moving away from home, or starting my real education, or something like that, but it was probably getting laid.
9. What was your biggest failure?
allowing bush v2.0 to live.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i got sick and threw up like two or three days ago. probably the whataburger.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
the 4ft long anal invader.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
saddam hussien
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
bush's
14. Where did most of your money go?
food. pot.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
nothing. excitement is a dead emotion inside me.
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
probably "in summary of what i am" by misery signals. i analyzed that song for a project and listened to it probably 40 or 50 times over the course of two days.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? definitely happier
ii. thinner or fatter? i'm bigger. i wouldn't say fatter.
iii. richer or poorer? well... i have more money in my account. but now i'm 50k in debt where as i wasn't last year. you decide.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
ride the h train.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
complain
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
it was spent in SC with my family.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
with myself
23. How many one-night stands.
technically none.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
entourage. six feet under
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
just black people. and jesus. who was probably black anyway.
26. What was the best book you read?
sound foundations
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
my taylor.
28. What did you want and get?
money i guess. but money is kind of a shitty gift.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
shaun of the dead.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
a midget stripper. 19
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
if i had really done a midget stripper on my birthday
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
non-existant.
34. What kept you sane?
amy
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
fancy? wow. ted nugent is a bad ass. and natalie portman is prett hot.
37. Who do you miss?
ehh... annie.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
the pope
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
get that hate up outta ya. or you'll just be another dumb nigger.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
blackbird fly