did i ever show you guys this?
in a mushroom kingdom
far far away
there once was a man
and a girl he was gonna spray
mario and the princess
sittin in a tree
eff-you-see-kay
eye-enn-gee
well the bowser came
just to interupt
poor little mario
from bustin a nut
the mean ol' koopa
he stole her away
put her in chains
that's where she stayed
so mario said
bro, that's fucked up
c'mon lets go get her
and maybe you can bust a nut
so luigi was excited
in more than one way
but wouldn't you know
pre-ma-ture e-jac-u-late
him and his brother
they came to run a train
but first they gotta stop
that koopa king's reign
so they beat the first world
and what do they find?
a dumb little toad
that's been confined
stupid little toad
always gettin in the way
cement shoe his ass
and leave him in the bay
thanks fo savin me mario
but the princess in another castle
he better cap that toad
for all that hassle
she's in another castle?
oh, is that so?
well mr toad
in the lava. you. go.
eight more worlds
of the same old shit
when he get the princess
gon be all up init
do everything he can
to get back the princess back
ooooh the panties
and the ass he's gon smack
can he last
through all that crap?
all he's thinkin 'bout
is the ass he's gon tap
for savin her life
she better give it up
sqeeze that tittie
at least a c cup
thanks for saving me mario
let's go back to my place
i've got a couple movies
and you can come on my face
but your brother's a bitch
so he can't go
but bowzer's knocked out cold
just over there, layin on the flo
so luigi looks to his left
looks to his right
and he sees
no one in sight
so koopa's fat butt
is lookin pretty nice
rolls him over
and grabs a slice
the moral of this story
i'm sure you see
the princess don't get down
with a group of three
wich is a shame
and that's a fact
'cause you know that princess'
sure is stacked
so here's the end
of this rap
but the best part is
princess got the clap
=============================================
it's pretty good, right? i mean, maybe not great, 'cause i know
there are probably some places where the flow is off, but still.
anyway.
far far away
there once was a man
and a girl he was gonna spray
mario and the princess
sittin in a tree
eff-you-see-kay
eye-enn-gee
well the bowser came
just to interupt
poor little mario
from bustin a nut
the mean ol' koopa
he stole her away
put her in chains
that's where she stayed
so mario said
bro, that's fucked up
c'mon lets go get her
and maybe you can bust a nut
so luigi was excited
in more than one way
but wouldn't you know
pre-ma-ture e-jac-u-late
him and his brother
they came to run a train
but first they gotta stop
that koopa king's reign
so they beat the first world
and what do they find?
a dumb little toad
that's been confined
stupid little toad
always gettin in the way
cement shoe his ass
and leave him in the bay
thanks fo savin me mario
but the princess in another castle
he better cap that toad
for all that hassle
she's in another castle?
oh, is that so?
well mr toad
in the lava. you. go.
eight more worlds
of the same old shit
when he get the princess
gon be all up init
do everything he can
to get back the princess back
ooooh the panties
and the ass he's gon smack
can he last
through all that crap?
all he's thinkin 'bout
is the ass he's gon tap
for savin her life
she better give it up
sqeeze that tittie
at least a c cup
thanks for saving me mario
let's go back to my place
i've got a couple movies
and you can come on my face
but your brother's a bitch
so he can't go
but bowzer's knocked out cold
just over there, layin on the flo
so luigi looks to his left
looks to his right
and he sees
no one in sight
so koopa's fat butt
is lookin pretty nice
rolls him over
and grabs a slice
the moral of this story
i'm sure you see
the princess don't get down
with a group of three
wich is a shame
and that's a fact
'cause you know that princess'
sure is stacked
so here's the end
of this rap
but the best part is
princess got the clap
=============================================
it's pretty good, right? i mean, maybe not great, 'cause i know
there are probably some places where the flow is off, but still.
anyway.