stupid fucking shitty ass servers
yep, so this'll be one great post as long as i can remember it all.
anyways, lets begin where i left off.
went to school, did some editing, i love editing but its tedious as hell sometimes. after being there like an hour and a half i only got through about 2 pages of the script, and i still have 13 pages left, so monday and thursday ima have to skip class to edit all day since its due in like 2 weeks. it so sucks.
after editing, went to class, class sucked the ass, well, 1st we watched this video about this new camera thats coming out soon, and dear god, its fucking the coolest shit ever, i want one so bad. after that we watched a video about the day in the life of a news cameraman. woo fucking hoo.
after class i called elyn, we decided to go to fridays and she was gonna drive. on the way home some car was all beeping at yelling at me, i looked over to see who it was and then i look back in front of me i was like an inch away from the car in font of me, at a red light so i had to slam on my breaks, fun times. so i looked over again to see who it was after i stopped and it was one of Liz's friends from the other night. woot. i didn't like her much. anyways, got home, checked mail and shit right quick, then elyn got here and we left for D.U.I.Fridays.
got there around 10:10 or so. sat down outside, waited for our waitress. liz stopped by for a few minutes after work, but then had to go home. then waited for our waitress. then we waited for our waitress. 30 minutes goes by and still, no one has come out to take our orders, so elyn went in and regulated. they said someone would be out in a second, another 10 minutes go by and still no one, so elyn goes to bitch again and finally someone comes out and she was all "oh, i didn't come over to yer table cuz i figured you were at the bar, so what can i get you" and im thinking "wtf, if i was sitting at the bar when am i out here, and and even if i was getting my drinks at the bar and sitting outside then why hasn't there been a drink in front of me at all for the past 45 minutes?" anyways, she brings me my beer and elyn her shit and shits going ok. trav calls and i tell him to come down so he says ok.
me and elyn chill for a bit, trav and his friend show up, by this time im a bit buzzed, and we tell trav not to leave a tip cuz our server took ages to get out here. of course just not tipping isn't enough for trav he has to be an ass to her, usually it'd kinda bother me cuz im not a huge ass, but as i said, i as pretty buzzed by then plus she was terrible. brian showed up. its like 11:30 or so and the waitress says the kitchen closes in like 5 minutes and she was leaving. wtf? last call isn't till 12:30, she just hated us. we were all being loud and rude, trav said something about "wtf bitch, shit ain't closed till 12:30" and she was "yeah, well, its closing in 5 minutes if yer hungry then go to dennys" and trav is "maybe i will, the waitresses they aren't fucking rude bitches". then she walked away and trav started that "WHAT, OK, YEAH!" shit from chapelle and some ass from the table next to us turns around and is all "i see you watch chapelle show, that shit was funny.... WHEN I HEARD IT 2 WEEKS AGO. get something original, wtf." so trav does it again and the guy was "god, its so old why would you still say it" and trav was "to piss of dumb whiny fags that bitch about shit not being original OK?!?!". travs funny.
so Bitchy McBadwaitress goes and gets the last beers we ordered and basically throws them on the table and brings back our checks. after this shit gets hazy cuz i ordered 3 beers for last call, on top of the 4 ive had before that. i go to piss and as im leaving the bathroom the waitress is all "tell yer friends to make sure they pay their bills and leave" so i go back and sit down and ask them if they mentioned anything about not paying the bill and they're all "no, why?" and i explain the waitress said to MAKE SURE they pay the bill, and thats just fucked up that shes gonna be rude.
she comes to collect our money and she asks me "do you need change?" and travs "of course he does, you ain't even about to get a tip with yer shitty service" and shes "look, ive been here since 10am, i worked a double, its been a long hard day" fuck that, i don't wanna hear yer sob story, if you cant fucking work a fucking double and handle it then fucking don't work a double. i don't work doubles, and ya know why? cant handle it. if i do ill be a bitch like her by the end of the night. im sick of her shit now and pretty wasted and take elyns left over fries and throw them all over the floor, don't know why, but i did, im usually not an ass like that, o well.
so anyways, she takes our money, brings us change, says "ok, kitchen is closed, leave", trav asks if the bar is open, shes rolls her eyes and says yes. so trav goes in orders 4 beers. then comes out and says he has beer for us so i have 2 more. so thats like 9 now i think. we go outside when were done with that and decide to get more beer. so we get in the cars(elyn was driving me, so no worries and travs Friend was driving him) i think at this point i called liz and was rambling about god knows what and singing and having a fun time. god knows what, we get to 7-11, get more beer, then go to brians and i think we were watch malibus most wanted then changed it and put on old school, bu ti wasn't paying much attention as i was drunk.
at some point travs gf called, so i gave the phone to trav they yelled a bit and he hung up on her, so of course she called back, trav said he didn't wanna talk to her so, me, being drunk, answer the phone and was all "im sorry the phone number you dialed has no desire to talk to you, please hang up and go the fuck away" she continued to call back, i continued to do that, this went on for god knows how long, i got sick of answering the phone and saying it so i changed my voice mail message to something along the lines of "katie stop being a bitch, trav doesn't wanna speak to you, get the fuck over it". well she left like 10 messages and called me a fat piece of shit. she calls back again and was all "steve, but trav on the phone" and im all "steve? no steve here, just a fat piece of shit" then hung up. then trav starts bitching cuz "yeah it may be funny to you but this is my life i have to go back to, so stop calling her" and im all "wtf, i haven't called her once, she keeps calling me" he wasn't having it and was yelling, katie called back again and i was "look, stop calling trav said he didn't wanna talk to you, it has nothing to do with me so stop bitching at me" trav then says "fine, lemme talk to her" so he talks, and i guess shit is better. now its like 3 or something, i dunno, but we leave and i got home 3:30ish, so who knows. but yeah, elyn drove me home, i think i called liz again, not really sure, if i did im sorry liz, it was late, my bad babe.
i do remember singing incubus crazy loud on the way home. when i got home i somehow figured out how to cook chicken strips, they were good. then i passed out.
woke up, felt kinda crappy. o well. had some water and i feel better now. just sitting here listening to dane cook and talking to trav. and apparently i sprayed him with one of those canned air dust thingy. i feel bad now cuz that shit sucks. o well. now ima try to find a new voice mail message, then go to work. woo fucking hoo.
PS-love to elyn for being my DD all the time. you rule.
anyways, lets begin where i left off.
went to school, did some editing, i love editing but its tedious as hell sometimes. after being there like an hour and a half i only got through about 2 pages of the script, and i still have 13 pages left, so monday and thursday ima have to skip class to edit all day since its due in like 2 weeks. it so sucks.
after editing, went to class, class sucked the ass, well, 1st we watched this video about this new camera thats coming out soon, and dear god, its fucking the coolest shit ever, i want one so bad. after that we watched a video about the day in the life of a news cameraman. woo fucking hoo.
after class i called elyn, we decided to go to fridays and she was gonna drive. on the way home some car was all beeping at yelling at me, i looked over to see who it was and then i look back in front of me i was like an inch away from the car in font of me, at a red light so i had to slam on my breaks, fun times. so i looked over again to see who it was after i stopped and it was one of Liz's friends from the other night. woot. i didn't like her much. anyways, got home, checked mail and shit right quick, then elyn got here and we left for D.U.I.Fridays.
got there around 10:10 or so. sat down outside, waited for our waitress. liz stopped by for a few minutes after work, but then had to go home. then waited for our waitress. then we waited for our waitress. 30 minutes goes by and still, no one has come out to take our orders, so elyn went in and regulated. they said someone would be out in a second, another 10 minutes go by and still no one, so elyn goes to bitch again and finally someone comes out and she was all "oh, i didn't come over to yer table cuz i figured you were at the bar, so what can i get you" and im thinking "wtf, if i was sitting at the bar when am i out here, and and even if i was getting my drinks at the bar and sitting outside then why hasn't there been a drink in front of me at all for the past 45 minutes?" anyways, she brings me my beer and elyn her shit and shits going ok. trav calls and i tell him to come down so he says ok.
me and elyn chill for a bit, trav and his friend show up, by this time im a bit buzzed, and we tell trav not to leave a tip cuz our server took ages to get out here. of course just not tipping isn't enough for trav he has to be an ass to her, usually it'd kinda bother me cuz im not a huge ass, but as i said, i as pretty buzzed by then plus she was terrible. brian showed up. its like 11:30 or so and the waitress says the kitchen closes in like 5 minutes and she was leaving. wtf? last call isn't till 12:30, she just hated us. we were all being loud and rude, trav said something about "wtf bitch, shit ain't closed till 12:30" and she was "yeah, well, its closing in 5 minutes if yer hungry then go to dennys" and trav is "maybe i will, the waitresses they aren't fucking rude bitches". then she walked away and trav started that "WHAT, OK, YEAH!" shit from chapelle and some ass from the table next to us turns around and is all "i see you watch chapelle show, that shit was funny.... WHEN I HEARD IT 2 WEEKS AGO. get something original, wtf." so trav does it again and the guy was "god, its so old why would you still say it" and trav was "to piss of dumb whiny fags that bitch about shit not being original OK?!?!". travs funny.
so Bitchy McBadwaitress goes and gets the last beers we ordered and basically throws them on the table and brings back our checks. after this shit gets hazy cuz i ordered 3 beers for last call, on top of the 4 ive had before that. i go to piss and as im leaving the bathroom the waitress is all "tell yer friends to make sure they pay their bills and leave" so i go back and sit down and ask them if they mentioned anything about not paying the bill and they're all "no, why?" and i explain the waitress said to MAKE SURE they pay the bill, and thats just fucked up that shes gonna be rude.
she comes to collect our money and she asks me "do you need change?" and travs "of course he does, you ain't even about to get a tip with yer shitty service" and shes "look, ive been here since 10am, i worked a double, its been a long hard day" fuck that, i don't wanna hear yer sob story, if you cant fucking work a fucking double and handle it then fucking don't work a double. i don't work doubles, and ya know why? cant handle it. if i do ill be a bitch like her by the end of the night. im sick of her shit now and pretty wasted and take elyns left over fries and throw them all over the floor, don't know why, but i did, im usually not an ass like that, o well.
so anyways, she takes our money, brings us change, says "ok, kitchen is closed, leave", trav asks if the bar is open, shes rolls her eyes and says yes. so trav goes in orders 4 beers. then comes out and says he has beer for us so i have 2 more. so thats like 9 now i think. we go outside when were done with that and decide to get more beer. so we get in the cars(elyn was driving me, so no worries and travs Friend was driving him) i think at this point i called liz and was rambling about god knows what and singing and having a fun time. god knows what, we get to 7-11, get more beer, then go to brians and i think we were watch malibus most wanted then changed it and put on old school, bu ti wasn't paying much attention as i was drunk.
at some point travs gf called, so i gave the phone to trav they yelled a bit and he hung up on her, so of course she called back, trav said he didn't wanna talk to her so, me, being drunk, answer the phone and was all "im sorry the phone number you dialed has no desire to talk to you, please hang up and go the fuck away" she continued to call back, i continued to do that, this went on for god knows how long, i got sick of answering the phone and saying it so i changed my voice mail message to something along the lines of "katie stop being a bitch, trav doesn't wanna speak to you, get the fuck over it". well she left like 10 messages and called me a fat piece of shit. she calls back again and was all "steve, but trav on the phone" and im all "steve? no steve here, just a fat piece of shit" then hung up. then trav starts bitching cuz "yeah it may be funny to you but this is my life i have to go back to, so stop calling her" and im all "wtf, i haven't called her once, she keeps calling me" he wasn't having it and was yelling, katie called back again and i was "look, stop calling trav said he didn't wanna talk to you, it has nothing to do with me so stop bitching at me" trav then says "fine, lemme talk to her" so he talks, and i guess shit is better. now its like 3 or something, i dunno, but we leave and i got home 3:30ish, so who knows. but yeah, elyn drove me home, i think i called liz again, not really sure, if i did im sorry liz, it was late, my bad babe.
i do remember singing incubus crazy loud on the way home. when i got home i somehow figured out how to cook chicken strips, they were good. then i passed out.
woke up, felt kinda crappy. o well. had some water and i feel better now. just sitting here listening to dane cook and talking to trav. and apparently i sprayed him with one of those canned air dust thingy. i feel bad now cuz that shit sucks. o well. now ima try to find a new voice mail message, then go to work. woo fucking hoo.
PS-love to elyn for being my DD all the time. you rule.