stupid fucking cryptic drunks
first off i still feel like ass and it sucks. o well, ill deal for now but i think ima crash soon.
so, um, sunday, sat around, doin jack shit. fun times.
today, woke up, sat around, went to school, edited some of my movie for school, was gonna go to class but i felt like ass, so i was about to go home when trav called, so i decided i was gonna chill there and jus relax, so i cashed my check, and picked up some beer cuz trav asked nice. when i got there though i all of a sudden felt mad sick and didnt wanna drink. trav was wasted when i got there, what a suprise. anwyays, chilled there, fun times. trav was telling me about how he called his first gf ever, from 8th grade, and she was supposed to chill and he was gonan do her, and im all "what about katie?" and hes "fuck her, she sucks" yeah, she can be a bitch, but atleast break up first. then we started to watch orgazmo, and he said that one of the security guards for the porn director was richard moll(bull shannon from night court) and i said it wasnt, he swore up and down it was so he bet me $200 it was, i looked it up in imdb.com and it wasnt him. so yeah, he owes me $200, but i dont expect it from him.
after a while we, well, trav, decided to go to fridays. so we leave and trav is bitching about my music and begs me to put in some punk, i say no. he whines. we get to fridays, i say i wanna sit outside so i can smoke, he says fine. we order some beers, i drink mine slow cuz i feel like shit, shits goin fine. we chill, talk, the usual, get another beer, after that one im done cuz as i said, feel like ass. by then trav is uber wasted and he starts becoming annoying and shit cuz i wont drink and hes bitching about it cuz i "seem pissed" and i told him a jillian times i felt sick and was tired, but he wasnt having it, kept saying "why are you so mad?" by then i was gettin mad.
for those of you who dont know trav, hes a cool guy, but when he gets wasted he tried to be offensive with his humor, which im all for, but he takes it too far and makes it dumb. like, if its in the convo or situation its fine, but he just makes no sense, like for example we were talking about some tv show or somethin and he saw some people come sit down at the table next to us so hes all "yeah, so the germans killed all the jews, do ya think the jews were mad when they were shoved in the ovens, i mean, they were jews so who cares" and like, not that i really care what others think, and i love offensive humor, but like, that was just retarded. so i tried telling trav that i was tired and to finish his beer so we coudl leave and he began bitching again. some more people showed up and he was all "hey how YOU doin? thats a damned big beer ya go there" and shes "yeah, um, spose, its bigger than yours" and hes "yeah, well, last time i checked my beer wasnt my penis, so i guess it doesnt matter" she turned around trying to ignore him and he kept goin on. again, im all for talking to people and the offensive humor but i told him to quit it and hes "wtf are you so worried about" and its not that i was worried they were gonna try to fight us, but i know when im out with a lady trying to have a quiet dinner i dont want some drunken idiot talking to me and making dumb comments, so told him to stop. also when trav is wasted he gets very cryptic. for someone who "doesnt give a fuck what others think" he gets very quiet about what he says and gets very cryptic about shit. begins to try to lip all the words hes saying as opposed to actually saying shit and also makes all these wierd hand signs, then says "understand?" i say no, he does it again, "understand?" "no trav" trav then shakes his head, and says "forget it, yer dumb", happens everytime he drinks. anyway, he finally finsihed his beer and we were about to go, when, for some reason the waiter brought him a free beer.
mother fucker. so we had to sit there longer and trav was just milking this beer. at some point he went to drink his beer and spilled half of it on himself, then stumbled to the bathroom, while he was in there i heard one table talking some shit, and i cant say i blame them, trav was being retarded, but i feel bad for trav because i dont think he realizes people are usually laughing at him, not with him.
ANYWAY, trav has like a sip of beer left and is bitching to go inside cuz "its so cold out" and i said "whats inside, you have beer here and im smoking" he continues to ask, i say no, he asks if i want another beer, i say no, im tired, i wanna go and sleep, he bitches some more, then asks to go inside again, i say no, then he asks if i wanna go back to his place and play risk, double or nothin for our bet, so if he wins he owes nothin, if i win he owes me $400. now, i never played risk, nor do i want to, so again i tell him no, im tired and need sleep, he asks again to go inside, by now im all "look, drink yer beer and lets go or ima let ya walk home" so hes "fine, lemme go pee first" so he goes inside, and stumbles to the bar and tried to get another drink, luckily i got there before he could and tell him "look, you dont need more beer, im tired, i need sleep, so im leaving now, if ya wanna go with me or not its up to you, but im out" hes all "fiiiiiiine, ill go, wtf ever" so we go to leave and we get to the car and he decides he has to pee so he pees out in the parking lot by my car. we finally leave drop him home, i take my beer i bought cuz if i leave it there itll be gone by tommorrow.
drive home, i have a killer head ache and feel like shit, most liekly gonan call in to work tomorrow. forn ow ima finsih this tattoo show on tv, then watch mythibusters, then bed time. sorry for such the long post but i had to rant. anyways, im out.
so, um, sunday, sat around, doin jack shit. fun times.
today, woke up, sat around, went to school, edited some of my movie for school, was gonna go to class but i felt like ass, so i was about to go home when trav called, so i decided i was gonna chill there and jus relax, so i cashed my check, and picked up some beer cuz trav asked nice. when i got there though i all of a sudden felt mad sick and didnt wanna drink. trav was wasted when i got there, what a suprise. anwyays, chilled there, fun times. trav was telling me about how he called his first gf ever, from 8th grade, and she was supposed to chill and he was gonan do her, and im all "what about katie?" and hes "fuck her, she sucks" yeah, she can be a bitch, but atleast break up first. then we started to watch orgazmo, and he said that one of the security guards for the porn director was richard moll(bull shannon from night court) and i said it wasnt, he swore up and down it was so he bet me $200 it was, i looked it up in imdb.com and it wasnt him. so yeah, he owes me $200, but i dont expect it from him.
after a while we, well, trav, decided to go to fridays. so we leave and trav is bitching about my music and begs me to put in some punk, i say no. he whines. we get to fridays, i say i wanna sit outside so i can smoke, he says fine. we order some beers, i drink mine slow cuz i feel like shit, shits goin fine. we chill, talk, the usual, get another beer, after that one im done cuz as i said, feel like ass. by then trav is uber wasted and he starts becoming annoying and shit cuz i wont drink and hes bitching about it cuz i "seem pissed" and i told him a jillian times i felt sick and was tired, but he wasnt having it, kept saying "why are you so mad?" by then i was gettin mad.
for those of you who dont know trav, hes a cool guy, but when he gets wasted he tried to be offensive with his humor, which im all for, but he takes it too far and makes it dumb. like, if its in the convo or situation its fine, but he just makes no sense, like for example we were talking about some tv show or somethin and he saw some people come sit down at the table next to us so hes all "yeah, so the germans killed all the jews, do ya think the jews were mad when they were shoved in the ovens, i mean, they were jews so who cares" and like, not that i really care what others think, and i love offensive humor, but like, that was just retarded. so i tried telling trav that i was tired and to finish his beer so we coudl leave and he began bitching again. some more people showed up and he was all "hey how YOU doin? thats a damned big beer ya go there" and shes "yeah, um, spose, its bigger than yours" and hes "yeah, well, last time i checked my beer wasnt my penis, so i guess it doesnt matter" she turned around trying to ignore him and he kept goin on. again, im all for talking to people and the offensive humor but i told him to quit it and hes "wtf are you so worried about" and its not that i was worried they were gonna try to fight us, but i know when im out with a lady trying to have a quiet dinner i dont want some drunken idiot talking to me and making dumb comments, so told him to stop. also when trav is wasted he gets very cryptic. for someone who "doesnt give a fuck what others think" he gets very quiet about what he says and gets very cryptic about shit. begins to try to lip all the words hes saying as opposed to actually saying shit and also makes all these wierd hand signs, then says "understand?" i say no, he does it again, "understand?" "no trav" trav then shakes his head, and says "forget it, yer dumb", happens everytime he drinks. anyway, he finally finsihed his beer and we were about to go, when, for some reason the waiter brought him a free beer.
mother fucker. so we had to sit there longer and trav was just milking this beer. at some point he went to drink his beer and spilled half of it on himself, then stumbled to the bathroom, while he was in there i heard one table talking some shit, and i cant say i blame them, trav was being retarded, but i feel bad for trav because i dont think he realizes people are usually laughing at him, not with him.
ANYWAY, trav has like a sip of beer left and is bitching to go inside cuz "its so cold out" and i said "whats inside, you have beer here and im smoking" he continues to ask, i say no, he asks if i want another beer, i say no, im tired, i wanna go and sleep, he bitches some more, then asks to go inside again, i say no, then he asks if i wanna go back to his place and play risk, double or nothin for our bet, so if he wins he owes nothin, if i win he owes me $400. now, i never played risk, nor do i want to, so again i tell him no, im tired and need sleep, he asks again to go inside, by now im all "look, drink yer beer and lets go or ima let ya walk home" so hes "fine, lemme go pee first" so he goes inside, and stumbles to the bar and tried to get another drink, luckily i got there before he could and tell him "look, you dont need more beer, im tired, i need sleep, so im leaving now, if ya wanna go with me or not its up to you, but im out" hes all "fiiiiiiine, ill go, wtf ever" so we go to leave and we get to the car and he decides he has to pee so he pees out in the parking lot by my car. we finally leave drop him home, i take my beer i bought cuz if i leave it there itll be gone by tommorrow.
drive home, i have a killer head ache and feel like shit, most liekly gonan call in to work tomorrow. forn ow ima finsih this tattoo show on tv, then watch mythibusters, then bed time. sorry for such the long post but i had to rant. anyways, im out.