I've been playing God of War all day.
Today I was cleaning my car and I heard this conversation between my parents:
Joe: Pop the hood of your car.
Lynn: What? I don't know how to do that.
Amanda: Rolls eyes (loudly).
Joe: Grumbles loudly, pops hood himself, then opens it.
Lynn: How do you know where to pour the wiper fluid?
Joe: Well, you have to find the one that has a little picture of a windshield with a little spurt of water on the front of it. Or at least something very similar.
They both take a few seconds to look
Joe: Oh, here we go, it's this one. points to the correct place
Lynn: laughing Oh, that looks like a little butterfly.
Amanda: Too quietly for them to hearCrazy woman.
Joe: You're crazy.
Lynn: Why do you think they didn't just put "Washer Fluid" on it?
Joe: Because they're just a bunch of damn Japs, they probably didn't know how to spell it.
El Fin.
I'm going crazy here. I could never stay home all summer. I would murder myself.
Must...play...videogames...must...block out...insane...supidity.
Joe: Pop the hood of your car.
Lynn: What? I don't know how to do that.
Amanda: Rolls eyes (loudly).
Joe: Grumbles loudly, pops hood himself, then opens it.
Lynn: How do you know where to pour the wiper fluid?
Joe: Well, you have to find the one that has a little picture of a windshield with a little spurt of water on the front of it. Or at least something very similar.
They both take a few seconds to look
Joe: Oh, here we go, it's this one. points to the correct place
Lynn: laughing Oh, that looks like a little butterfly.
Amanda: Too quietly for them to hearCrazy woman.
Joe: You're crazy.
Lynn: Why do you think they didn't just put "Washer Fluid" on it?
Joe: Because they're just a bunch of damn Japs, they probably didn't know how to spell it.
El Fin.
I'm going crazy here. I could never stay home all summer. I would murder myself.
Must...play...videogames...must...block out...insane...supidity.