i'm talkin' 'bout love!
oh my goodness! WHATTA weekend! Jillsie had a softball tournament in Lakeland so her and mom stayed here on Friday night since she had an early game. FINALLY found the field after a shitty directions fiasco (from the ISA website, not from an actual person) and lost all three games. Mom & I started tailgating during the last two with 2 dads and a mom and some small children (who were not drinking, just having a good 'ole time). Had some beers then I pretty much quit when they ran out, because I was NOT subjecting my body to Natty Light or Jack Daniels. SMART gal!
After the games I decided the whooooole team should eat at Bonefish in Lakeland because we did last time and had such a great time. Wellllll the one dad RUNS in our room with his make-shift bar and tells my mom to set it up, so she does. Our room turns into the party/drink headquarters (well for vodka/jack daniels, anyway) and we do the call-ahead seating thing for Bonefish. We called about 6:45-7 for a 7:30 and they said they wouldn't be able to accomodate such a large party (20+) until 8:15ish if we wanted to wait and come 'til then. SO WE DID and that is when the mischeif ensued.
We gave non-drinkers mixed drinks, Julie (one of the mom's) and I were running up and down the halls with our drinks, the men were in one room drankin' beers and stewing up ideas (i never should have mentioned Mons earlier in the day bc that made them think i was taking them), played a few tricks, and got ready. Got to Bonefish a little after 8 and everyone was feeeeling niiiiice.
Julie & I pee then I get the idea that we should get a drink (this stemmed from seeing the coach getting a beer at the bar & not asking us if we wanted something) from the bar because the wait might be long and that would make it better. Since we were already drinking vodka with cran rasp i decided the BONEFISH MARTINI would be ab. perf. since it is vodka, cranberry, and champagne. Plus it is my FAVOURITE drink in the place. As soon as Julie & I take a seat on the barstool one of the bartender's gives us attention (she has huge boobies and I have extra blonde hair, that might have helped) and starts making us our drinks plus a double tall jack & diet with lime for mom. The double turned into more of a triple and after he poured the jack in he asked if we wanted more than that (if anymore could fit in the cup it woulda been straight jack). Pretty much my mother got jack with a shot of diet coke.. bad news bears. Sip SIP SIP our drinks and finally sit down.
Order and eat some food, order more more more martinis (on the coach's tab), and then somehow get home. We had 9-10 people crammed in Julie's Suburban and 3 other cars following us. Then some more TRICKS happened when we got back to the hotel that we won't mention. The night ended with mom and I having to kick people out of our room (yet again -- seems we are INFAMOUS for this) so we could get our 7-8 hours they tease us about and passing out.
Two games today (I only made it to one.. surprise) and then HOOTERS where beer drinking began (I guess technically it began at the field but I was not doing Natty Light). ATE AND DRANK AND ATE and then mom brought me back to my apartment. GOOD efffffffing times. How did you do?!
After the games I decided the whooooole team should eat at Bonefish in Lakeland because we did last time and had such a great time. Wellllll the one dad RUNS in our room with his make-shift bar and tells my mom to set it up, so she does. Our room turns into the party/drink headquarters (well for vodka/jack daniels, anyway) and we do the call-ahead seating thing for Bonefish. We called about 6:45-7 for a 7:30 and they said they wouldn't be able to accomodate such a large party (20+) until 8:15ish if we wanted to wait and come 'til then. SO WE DID and that is when the mischeif ensued.
We gave non-drinkers mixed drinks, Julie (one of the mom's) and I were running up and down the halls with our drinks, the men were in one room drankin' beers and stewing up ideas (i never should have mentioned Mons earlier in the day bc that made them think i was taking them), played a few tricks, and got ready. Got to Bonefish a little after 8 and everyone was feeeeling niiiiice.
Julie & I pee then I get the idea that we should get a drink (this stemmed from seeing the coach getting a beer at the bar & not asking us if we wanted something) from the bar because the wait might be long and that would make it better. Since we were already drinking vodka with cran rasp i decided the BONEFISH MARTINI would be ab. perf. since it is vodka, cranberry, and champagne. Plus it is my FAVOURITE drink in the place. As soon as Julie & I take a seat on the barstool one of the bartender's gives us attention (she has huge boobies and I have extra blonde hair, that might have helped) and starts making us our drinks plus a double tall jack & diet with lime for mom. The double turned into more of a triple and after he poured the jack in he asked if we wanted more than that (if anymore could fit in the cup it woulda been straight jack). Pretty much my mother got jack with a shot of diet coke.. bad news bears. Sip SIP SIP our drinks and finally sit down.
Order and eat some food, order more more more martinis (on the coach's tab), and then somehow get home. We had 9-10 people crammed in Julie's Suburban and 3 other cars following us. Then some more TRICKS happened when we got back to the hotel that we won't mention. The night ended with mom and I having to kick people out of our room (yet again -- seems we are INFAMOUS for this) so we could get our 7-8 hours they tease us about and passing out.
Two games today (I only made it to one.. surprise) and then HOOTERS where beer drinking began (I guess technically it began at the field but I was not doing Natty Light). ATE AND DRANK AND ATE and then mom brought me back to my apartment. GOOD efffffffing times. How did you do?!