my princessia is sick and that makes my heart sad, but the strippers have a teacup yorkie!!

[incrediblyfake]

i'm ridiculously fat, i think that is what being happy does to a girl. you know what, though? i'm going to beat it at its own game. i'm going to fight the fat and the bulge and be beautiful again. here goes!

in other news, my mother REALLY needs a new garage door opener and i really need some go out time. someone? anyone? HELP!