UrbanDictionary.com says I'm a WHAT?!

Feb 02, 2009 21:15

Go to Urbandictionary.com, type in your answer and get the funniest thing that comes up. Then tag 10 friends and share with them the fascination you got from doing this meme.

Why, yes, Hannah. I think I shall.

1) Your name?
Jenna
-A little girl that you can carry in your pocket or in your purse because she is awesome.

A/N [already?!]: yo, pplz, y'all need to stop having beef with girls named Jenna. Sifting through these was QUITE upsetting.

2) Your age?
20
-The old age and death of a typical anime character.

3) One of your friends?
CP
-Captain Picard

A/N: also, UrbanDictionary.com people, the amount of porn related items is quite unappreciated. QUITE.

4) What should you be doing?
Studying
-The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

5) Favorite color?
Green
-Word used by Ruby Rhod in the movie "The Fifth Element".
It means something rocks, something's cool...

6) Birth place?
Englewood
A half rich, half ghetto town.
Once you cross the train tracks on Palisade Ave, it becomes a whole new town. The people who live up in the hills are rich and have spoiled kids who all go to private school, and the ethnic makeup of the residents of the "Hills" are 60% White, 15% Latino 5% Asian and 10% Black.
The Ghetto, aka "Englehood" sucks. Its home to 70% black,20% Latino, 19% Asian and 1% White. Unless you have a gun, stay out of here.

A/N: ...somewhat true, but...uhmm...WTF?!?!

7) Month of your birthday?
August
-That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

8) Last person you talked to?
Rachel
-A hair style inspired by Jennifer Aniston

9) What did you last drink?
Coffee
-Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey

A/N: ...I'm pretty sure Juan Valdez was Colombian...

10) Your nickname?
Banana
-A yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanut-butter and jelly.
-a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.
-One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.
-Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything
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