NEW JOKES!!!
Q: What do a surfing ant and the common American family both have in common?
A: They both need microwaves
Okay, so one day these 2 dolphins aer swimming next to each other and one bumps into the other. The one that got bumped said, "Ouch that hurt." So the other dolphin says, "Sorry it was on accident." And the other dolphin says, "No, I think you did it on PORPOISE."
Q: What did the banana boyfriend say to his banana girlfriend?
A: "I find you very appealing."
Man, I need to find better ways to use my brain.
A: They both need microwaves
Okay, so one day these 2 dolphins aer swimming next to each other and one bumps into the other. The one that got bumped said, "Ouch that hurt." So the other dolphin says, "Sorry it was on accident." And the other dolphin says, "No, I think you did it on PORPOISE."
Q: What did the banana boyfriend say to his banana girlfriend?
A: "I find you very appealing."
Man, I need to find better ways to use my brain.