don't jews bowl?

Dec 23, 2004 14:56

neither curtis nor i are doing the family thing this year for xmas. so we've decided to go bowling instead.

bowling.
patty melts.
midori sours.

it'll be like 'old times', only it's xmas which makes it even more awesome.

but now i hear that bowling alleys aren't open in this damn christian holiday.

what?

what about people who don't celebrate christmas?

and does this mean that the drunks in the bar have to either sit at home and drink with their families or find a real bar to feed their alcoholism?

what if i want to celebrate the birth of baby jesus by bowling a perfect 300?

damn christians!

we agnostics want to fucking bowl!!!

p.s. i looooooooooooove how the phone number for the bowling alley is 656-0666
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