Here's what I'm (fake) Tivo-ing this fall
The new shows:
Prison Break, Fox
This show is so stupid. I watched Oz, which I think has ruined me for this show. Setting aside the fact that the COs leave the prisoners unsupervised with dangerous chemicals and various sharp tools for seemingly hours on end, the one major point I cannot get past is the fact that the leader of the white supremacist group in the prison is a homosexual pedophile. There is just no way that real Aryans wouldn't have killed that guy within minutes of his arrival, let alone allow him to lead their racist, homophobic group.
However, I watch this show religiously for one reason: Wentworth Miller. He may well be the hottest man who has ever existed. And he went to Princeton. I want to have his babies.
Rome, HBO
This show isn't that great either, despite its being produced by HBO. The acting is pretty incredible, though. My favorite character is easily Octavian, played by the adorable Max Pirkis. He was my favorite in Master and Commander, too. Good little actor there.
There is so much sex on this show, even for HBO. So there's a reason to tune in.
Commander-in-Chief, ABC
Kyle Secor is the only reason I gave this show a chance. It's not bad. It's no early West Wing, but it's still better than Prison Break. Kyle Secor gets more handsome every year. How does he do that?
Criminal Minds, CBS
I had no intention of watching yet another of CBS's crime-fighting dramas. They're getting more and more indistinguishable. But I like Mandy Patinkin, so I watched the pilot. And then I kind of liked it. They've got this super-nerd genius character who I kind of love. So I'll watch for a little longer.
My Name Is Earl, NBC and Everybody Hates Chris, UPN
They're funny. I laugh.
The old shows:
Veronica Mars, UPN
Y'all know how I feel about this show (I LOVE IT). The Casablancas boys are regulars now, which is fun because I sort of love Cassidy and I freaking hate Dick. Logan is fucking their stepmother, too. What a minx that boy is.
Lost, ABC
I was sort of over this show, but now I kind of like it again. Lost annoys me immensely, but I get great pleasure out of yelling at the characters on this show. "SHUT UP, JACK! GET OVER YOURSELF!!" Also, Adebisi's on now, so how can I not watch? I'm taping my beloved Veronica Mars, anyway.
House, Fox
Hugh Laurie rocks my world. I love how grouchy he is.
Alias, ABC
They killed Vaughn. Should I even bother anymore?
Arrested Development, Fox and The Office, NBC
They're funny. I laugh.
Prison Break, Fox
This show is so stupid. I watched Oz, which I think has ruined me for this show. Setting aside the fact that the COs leave the prisoners unsupervised with dangerous chemicals and various sharp tools for seemingly hours on end, the one major point I cannot get past is the fact that the leader of the white supremacist group in the prison is a homosexual pedophile. There is just no way that real Aryans wouldn't have killed that guy within minutes of his arrival, let alone allow him to lead their racist, homophobic group.
However, I watch this show religiously for one reason: Wentworth Miller. He may well be the hottest man who has ever existed. And he went to Princeton. I want to have his babies.
Rome, HBO
This show isn't that great either, despite its being produced by HBO. The acting is pretty incredible, though. My favorite character is easily Octavian, played by the adorable Max Pirkis. He was my favorite in Master and Commander, too. Good little actor there.
There is so much sex on this show, even for HBO. So there's a reason to tune in.
Commander-in-Chief, ABC
Kyle Secor is the only reason I gave this show a chance. It's not bad. It's no early West Wing, but it's still better than Prison Break. Kyle Secor gets more handsome every year. How does he do that?
Criminal Minds, CBS
I had no intention of watching yet another of CBS's crime-fighting dramas. They're getting more and more indistinguishable. But I like Mandy Patinkin, so I watched the pilot. And then I kind of liked it. They've got this super-nerd genius character who I kind of love. So I'll watch for a little longer.
My Name Is Earl, NBC and Everybody Hates Chris, UPN
They're funny. I laugh.
The old shows:
Veronica Mars, UPN
Y'all know how I feel about this show (I LOVE IT). The Casablancas boys are regulars now, which is fun because I sort of love Cassidy and I freaking hate Dick. Logan is fucking their stepmother, too. What a minx that boy is.
Lost, ABC
I was sort of over this show, but now I kind of like it again. Lost annoys me immensely, but I get great pleasure out of yelling at the characters on this show. "SHUT UP, JACK! GET OVER YOURSELF!!" Also, Adebisi's on now, so how can I not watch? I'm taping my beloved Veronica Mars, anyway.
House, Fox
Hugh Laurie rocks my world. I love how grouchy he is.
Alias, ABC
They killed Vaughn. Should I even bother anymore?
Arrested Development, Fox and The Office, NBC
They're funny. I laugh.