TODAY IS AWESOME LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE.
My grandpa gave me his typewriter! ♥
I have some voice ringers! Steve Holt shouting, "BEATRICE!", Tobias shrieking, "THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!", and David Hewlett exclaiming, "Oh, wicked, this is all porn!"
I talked to Patrick-hentai for the first time today. Yays!
And the coworker text-messaged me today. Was happified.
And! What this entry is really about:
My pants were around my knees when I shuffled over to the bathroom sink. I was lazy and figured that I shouldn't waste energy pulling them back up since I was changing out of them and into my work clothes, anyway.
The restroom right next to the Customer Counter at work is private, but a lot of people have keys. I thought that it would be pretty funny if someone came in the one time I left my pants around my knees while I washed my hands. I was right.
I was almost done rinsing when I heard a key in the lock. And then the door was opening. I had just enough time to cross my hands over my underwear before bright sunlight and Ralph came into view.
He went, "AARGH!" and quickly slammed the door, which had me laughing. I could hear him saying, "Ohgod, I'm so sorry!", which only made me laugh harder. And even harder still when I had to open the door again to grab the bag of clothes hanging from the doorknob but got partially trapped outside when the door swung shut.
Ralph was gone by the time I was changed. Too bad :p But the best way to start a shift is with a nice, long laugh.
I have some voice ringers! Steve Holt shouting, "BEATRICE!", Tobias shrieking, "THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!", and David Hewlett exclaiming, "Oh, wicked, this is all porn!"
I talked to Patrick-hentai for the first time today. Yays!
And the coworker text-messaged me today. Was happified.
And! What this entry is really about:
My pants were around my knees when I shuffled over to the bathroom sink. I was lazy and figured that I shouldn't waste energy pulling them back up since I was changing out of them and into my work clothes, anyway.
The restroom right next to the Customer Counter at work is private, but a lot of people have keys. I thought that it would be pretty funny if someone came in the one time I left my pants around my knees while I washed my hands. I was right.
I was almost done rinsing when I heard a key in the lock. And then the door was opening. I had just enough time to cross my hands over my underwear before bright sunlight and Ralph came into view.
He went, "AARGH!" and quickly slammed the door, which had me laughing. I could hear him saying, "Ohgod, I'm so sorry!", which only made me laugh harder. And even harder still when I had to open the door again to grab the bag of clothes hanging from the doorknob but got partially trapped outside when the door swung shut.
Ralph was gone by the time I was changed. Too bad :p But the best way to start a shift is with a nice, long laugh.