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I decided to do one of those 20 facts about me things.
Only, I will probably do about three before I get bored with it.
Alright, so here it goes.
1. I'm a very sexual person. AKA, I have a penis. 'nuff said.
2. My penis is awesome. Far better than anything you could possibly imagine. It beats a vagina any day of the week, definitely like at least 5 days a month.
3. I could probably fill this entire thing with 20 reasons its better being a guy, than it is being a girl. And some of you may be like, "but daaaan! the rate of suicide is so much larger in boys than it is for girls, and girls have it so much harder than boys do so that means that boys just cant handle it, so that means that girls are better!" and I say to you, "yeah, that may be true, but if you are so much better than guys then why were you considered property through out all of history until the 1920's? And even now you dont have all the rights that guys have and get paid less for the same work. And dont give me this bullshit about girls being smatter than guys. If girls are so much smarter then why are there so many people like Albert Einstied and William Shankespeare and Sophacles, and Julius Ceasar, and Buddha, that are so smart and famous and all of them dont have vaginas? If girls were so much smarter than guys, you would think they would have found a way of being equals, or even being superior to men a long time ago.
4. Just becuase I think guys are smarter and better than girls, does not mean I think I, personally, am smarter than girls.
5. I'll admit, I am a little afraid of my future. I think afraid is a bad word. More like, uncertain.
6. I really dislike the computer. As far as my future goes, if I end up working with computer all day, I would probably hate myself. I dont mind computers for having fun on and stuff, but by the time I am like, 30, I plan on never using them.
7. I kinda want to move up to the Yukon Territory and just live up there and work for myself and live by my own rules. I dont think that would ever really happen, but I would love to get a summer cabbin some where in the middle of nowhere that is just miles away from any body else. I think that would be awesome.
8. I still stand by what I said earlier. Having a penis is fucking awesome. Also, having sex is awesome too. Sex is something I deffinitely plan on keeping in my routine for as long as I live. It is very fun.
9. I want to get a tattoo. But I dont want to get something stupid and shitty to have on my body for the rest of my life. I want to get a bunch of quotes from books I have read. Just simple quotes somewhere. I havent decided where though. I dont want them on my back, becuase I want to read them, becuase they would be for me, not for others, but I dont really know anywere else i would like them to go.
10. I've started keeping a real journal. Its pretty fun. Its not like stuff in here where I just try to joke around, or be an ass. Its actual stuff that means something to me.
11. I wouldnt mind being a comedian. Like a stand up comic. I make up little routines in my head all the time, but I never say them to anybody, because I think telling a joke to friends, and being up on a stage saying a comedy routine are two totatally different kinds of funny.
12. I also wouldnt mind being a write. Thats actually something I would love to do. I deffinitely plan on taking some type of writing course in college. I know I would never be that good, but that though of what it would be like to be a William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, or a Chuck Palahniuk. It just seems incredible.
12 1/2. I happen to think that my girlfriend, Alex, is pretty damn awesome. Also, this is not her writing this at all. I, Dan Ronan, actually wrote this for the entire livejournal world to see. I'm just sensitive like that.
13. Alright, I am bored with this, I will end it here. So its more like, Almost twelve "facts" about me.
A lot of these "facts" will probably change in a years time, so what ever.
Only, I will probably do about three before I get bored with it.
Alright, so here it goes.
1. I'm a very sexual person. AKA, I have a penis. 'nuff said.
2. My penis is awesome. Far better than anything you could possibly imagine. It beats a vagina any day of the week, definitely like at least 5 days a month.
3. I could probably fill this entire thing with 20 reasons its better being a guy, than it is being a girl. And some of you may be like, "but daaaan! the rate of suicide is so much larger in boys than it is for girls, and girls have it so much harder than boys do so that means that boys just cant handle it, so that means that girls are better!" and I say to you, "yeah, that may be true, but if you are so much better than guys then why were you considered property through out all of history until the 1920's? And even now you dont have all the rights that guys have and get paid less for the same work. And dont give me this bullshit about girls being smatter than guys. If girls are so much smarter then why are there so many people like Albert Einstied and William Shankespeare and Sophacles, and Julius Ceasar, and Buddha, that are so smart and famous and all of them dont have vaginas? If girls were so much smarter than guys, you would think they would have found a way of being equals, or even being superior to men a long time ago.
4. Just becuase I think guys are smarter and better than girls, does not mean I think I, personally, am smarter than girls.
5. I'll admit, I am a little afraid of my future. I think afraid is a bad word. More like, uncertain.
6. I really dislike the computer. As far as my future goes, if I end up working with computer all day, I would probably hate myself. I dont mind computers for having fun on and stuff, but by the time I am like, 30, I plan on never using them.
7. I kinda want to move up to the Yukon Territory and just live up there and work for myself and live by my own rules. I dont think that would ever really happen, but I would love to get a summer cabbin some where in the middle of nowhere that is just miles away from any body else. I think that would be awesome.
8. I still stand by what I said earlier. Having a penis is fucking awesome. Also, having sex is awesome too. Sex is something I deffinitely plan on keeping in my routine for as long as I live. It is very fun.
9. I want to get a tattoo. But I dont want to get something stupid and shitty to have on my body for the rest of my life. I want to get a bunch of quotes from books I have read. Just simple quotes somewhere. I havent decided where though. I dont want them on my back, becuase I want to read them, becuase they would be for me, not for others, but I dont really know anywere else i would like them to go.
10. I've started keeping a real journal. Its pretty fun. Its not like stuff in here where I just try to joke around, or be an ass. Its actual stuff that means something to me.
11. I wouldnt mind being a comedian. Like a stand up comic. I make up little routines in my head all the time, but I never say them to anybody, because I think telling a joke to friends, and being up on a stage saying a comedy routine are two totatally different kinds of funny.
12. I also wouldnt mind being a write. Thats actually something I would love to do. I deffinitely plan on taking some type of writing course in college. I know I would never be that good, but that though of what it would be like to be a William Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, or a Chuck Palahniuk. It just seems incredible.
12 1/2. I happen to think that my girlfriend, Alex, is pretty damn awesome. Also, this is not her writing this at all. I, Dan Ronan, actually wrote this for the entire livejournal world to see. I'm just sensitive like that.
13. Alright, I am bored with this, I will end it here. So its more like, Almost twelve "facts" about me.
A lot of these "facts" will probably change in a years time, so what ever.