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so i'm not usually the person that updates while intoxicated. but...here i am.
me and christine went out to la bare last night..or, tonight, really. we were there for like an hour and a half maybe and decided it was totally boring...except that this one girl fell while getting a shot and smacked her head on a chair. not cool. and then while we were leaving, she was on the phone with someone saying she wasn't going to sue la bare, blah blah blah.
no crabs in our eyes.
you have no idea how many times i've had to use the backspace button.
our waiter at chilis totally sucked ass. it took like 30 minutes to take our order...and it so wasn't crowded. but we had a few drinks while we were there...so yeah. i had no point to that one. he had a hospital wrist band on too...didn't wuite figure that one out.
when we left la bare, we went to molly maguire's pub. so crazy. the bathroom had pink lights in it. i wanted to go into the boys bathroom and see if they had blue lights. hmm. next time, huh. i totally rock at darts.
there was this one guy who was all by himself, i felt really bad for him....oh! and i totally had a red headed slut....just because, well i'm red headed. *wink*
how many paragraphs am i going to make?
why were there so many ugly dancers at la bare tonight? totally disappointing. and why am i not drunk yet, damnit. we took some way cute pictures, i'll upload them later...hehe.
never ever drink a liquid cocaine. ever. unless you have a jukebox somewhere closeby.
there was this lady in la bare carrying around a giant penis. yes, a giant penis. god, i hope i remember to delete this post in the morning.
there was this one girl in the bathroom at la bare that so tried to walk in on me. not cool, biotch. so she held the door shut for me instead and made this big deal out of it. guess you had to be there.
walking out of the wrong exit sucks hardcore, especially when there are people laughing at you on the other side.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.