Have you ever been glad you didn't own a gun?

Oct 02, 2009 00:26

This may seem like a crazy question. It's going to be even worse after I explain why I'm personally glad. *nods*

Okay. So my dog is an asshole. Some of you probably know this. He's an escape artist! He can seriously get out of anything. I've had him on a chain... with a harness... inside of a chain link fence with rocks bordering the bottom of it. HE STILL ESCAPED! But that's not even the worst part of it. the Husky in him makes him like a convict once he's running. He doesn't even look back. So every time he manages to get out, I have to literally chase him down and catch him.

This time I got lucky, because the retard ran back through the yard with another dog, and I just happened to look out the window and see them. So on with the shoes and I was out the door... chasing the dick-head through the woods trying to bring him home. ((Side note: it's midnight and pitch black out)) so I got cut up and scratched up until finally catching him when he ran out on to a gravel road. I had to TACKLE him to get ahold of 'im.
So there I am, with dirt and gravel dug into my knuckles, elbow, and knees. trying to gasp for breath and hold down a squirmy fucking dog.... and at that moment I was glad I didn't have a gun... or even a knife. because I wanted to kill him. Yiss. Not to mention, I had to pick him up and carry him about a half a mile back to the house. it was bullshit. Now I sit here needing a shower, but taking time to tell you'z all about this....... because I didn't have anything else to update my journal about.
bye
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