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erin beal and i thought of these. they are rhymes questioning clay aiken's sexuality. they go from debauched to hedonistic.
"with girls; he wont swap spit but he'll sure throw a fit"
"he won't touch a girl with his bare tongue, but he'll fuck a boy if he's nice and young"
"with no problems, he picks up Raleigh's Dukes, but vaginas make him puke"
"you make fun of clay because of his gayness, but the last place he's been was in your anus"
"he doesnt like pussy cause it smells like tuna, but last time i checked, asses do-to-now"
"Clay can dance, but he also likes to prance"
"you're not a wussie just cause you dont like pussy"
"His hair cut is a faux-bob, but he dont give blow jobs"
"clay might compliment you on your rhinestone watch, but that don't mean he'll lick your crotch"
"girls are dumb, he wants cum"
"it's a known fact that clay hates pussy, but watch out, boys; he'll squeeze your tushie!"
"clay has a lot of you fans in china, but quit your squeelin' cause he don't like vagina"
"all the other Idols took a fall, but Clay got to the top by licking Simon's Balls"
"you only get banged if you've got a wang"
"clay sleeps around with little patrol, but his lovers will never need birth control"
"clay likes to fondle, but he dont need no condom"
"clay only fucks the best of the best, but step back, ladies, cause they ain't got no breasts"
"His dad is from texas, his mom drives a lexus, but ladies, he aint gonna sex-us"
"he owns a john deer, so he isnt queer, though, chip-n-dales does make him jeer"
"girls try to seduce him by showing their gams, but clay only goes for the loin of a man"
"women out there think with their breasts he will play, but guess what: his door don't swing that way!"
"giving clay your room key doesnt change your lack of pee-pee"
"it's not fair to say that clay is a pansy just because he fondled a trannie"
"lots of girls that love clay are long and slender, but he usually goes for the other gender"
"dont call him a nancy, he did your mom and her whole dance-team!"
"clay is a man that girls love to smother, but his fantasies include their younger brothers"
"clay taught his 12 year old nephew how to make his bed, then turned around and gave him head"
"he makes all the girls cluck, but its the boys he'd sure like to fuck"
"clay wouldn't make out with a U2 fan cause 'he had mono' .. but that wasn't the truth, he was just more into bono"
"with girls; he wont swap spit but he'll sure throw a fit"
"he won't touch a girl with his bare tongue, but he'll fuck a boy if he's nice and young"
"with no problems, he picks up Raleigh's Dukes, but vaginas make him puke"
"you make fun of clay because of his gayness, but the last place he's been was in your anus"
"he doesnt like pussy cause it smells like tuna, but last time i checked, asses do-to-now"
"Clay can dance, but he also likes to prance"
"you're not a wussie just cause you dont like pussy"
"His hair cut is a faux-bob, but he dont give blow jobs"
"clay might compliment you on your rhinestone watch, but that don't mean he'll lick your crotch"
"girls are dumb, he wants cum"
"it's a known fact that clay hates pussy, but watch out, boys; he'll squeeze your tushie!"
"clay has a lot of you fans in china, but quit your squeelin' cause he don't like vagina"
"all the other Idols took a fall, but Clay got to the top by licking Simon's Balls"
"you only get banged if you've got a wang"
"clay sleeps around with little patrol, but his lovers will never need birth control"
"clay likes to fondle, but he dont need no condom"
"clay only fucks the best of the best, but step back, ladies, cause they ain't got no breasts"
"His dad is from texas, his mom drives a lexus, but ladies, he aint gonna sex-us"
"he owns a john deer, so he isnt queer, though, chip-n-dales does make him jeer"
"girls try to seduce him by showing their gams, but clay only goes for the loin of a man"
"women out there think with their breasts he will play, but guess what: his door don't swing that way!"
"giving clay your room key doesnt change your lack of pee-pee"
"it's not fair to say that clay is a pansy just because he fondled a trannie"
"lots of girls that love clay are long and slender, but he usually goes for the other gender"
"dont call him a nancy, he did your mom and her whole dance-team!"
"clay is a man that girls love to smother, but his fantasies include their younger brothers"
"clay taught his 12 year old nephew how to make his bed, then turned around and gave him head"
"he makes all the girls cluck, but its the boys he'd sure like to fuck"
"clay wouldn't make out with a U2 fan cause 'he had mono' .. but that wasn't the truth, he was just more into bono"