NO ONE'S THOUGHT OF THIS ONE, REALLY?

[kittykatluvr14]

I ASSUMED 'MONSTER' BY LADY GAGA WOULD BE ONE THE FIRST TO BE PARODIED BUT WHAT DO I KNOW. I SPENT ALL OF TODAY WRITING THIS, AND IT'LL GO ON THE LIST TO BE RECORDED.

AND SORRY TO ALL THOSE NON-SLASH FANS OUT THERE, THIS IS HEAVY ON THE ARTHUR/EAMES.

FORGER

DON'T CALL ME DARLING
I'VE NEVER SEEN A FORGER LIKE THAT BEFORE
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
YOU AMAZE ME

HE STOLE MY HEART
HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART

HE STOLE MY HEART
HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART

LOOK AT HER
LOOK AT ME
THAT GIRL IS HOT
BUT HONESTLY
IT'S JUST EAMES IN DISGUISE
BUT I CAN'T STOP STARING IN THOSE GORGEOUS EYES
(ALTERNATIVE) AND IT REALLY SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE

'HE'S IN MOMBASSA' I TOLD MY FRIEND DOM COBB
HE WANTS HIM ON THE TEAM FOR THE INCEPTION JOB
WE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED NOT REALLY SURE DON'T QUITE RECALL
BUT SOMETHING TELLS MY I LOVE HIM, YEAH

THAT BOY IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER
NOT JUST A THIEF BUT A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER
THAT BOY IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER
THAT BOY IS A FORGER
ER-ER-ER-ER

HE STOLE MY HEART
(I LOVE THAT BOY)
HE STOLE MY HEART
(WANNA TALK TO HIM, HE'S HOT AS HELL)

IN THE HOTEL
BEFORE THE NEXT DREAM
HE WARNS ME OFF FOR MY SAFETY
PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND ME
I SAY 'NOW GO TO SLEEP MR. EAMES'

'HE'S IN MOMBASSA' I TOLD MY FRIEND DOM COBB
HE WANTS HIM ON THE TEAM FOR THE INCEPTION JOB
WE MIGHT HAVE FUCKED NOT REALLY SURE DON'T QUITE RECALL
BUT SOMETHING TELLS MY THAT I LOVE HIM, YEAH

THAT BOY IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER (COULD I LOVE HIM?)
NOT JUST A THIEF BUT A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER (COULD I LOVE HIM?)
THAT BOYS IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER (COULD I LOVE HIM?)
THAT BOY IS A FORGER
ER-ER-ER-ER

HE STOLE MY HEART
(I LOVE THAT BOY)
HE STOLE MY HEART
(WANNA TALK TO HIM, HE'S HOT AS HELL)
(X2)

HE STOLE MY HEART
HE STOLE MY HEART, INSTEAD
HE'S A FORGER IN MY HEAD

HE STOLE MY HEART
HE STOLE MY HEART, INSTEAD
HE'S THE FORGER IN MY BED

I WANNA JUST WORK
BUT HE KICKED MY CHAIR INSTEAD
UH-OH, THERE WAS A FORGER IN MY HEAD
WE FRENCH KISSED ON SAITO'S PLANE
HE TORE MY SUIT RIGHT OFF
HE STOLE MY HEART AND THEN HE STOLE MY BRAIN

UH OF UH OH
(I LOVE THAT BOY)
(WANNA TALK TO HIM, HE'S HOT AS HELL)

HE STOLE MY HEART
(UH OH UH OH)
HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART
(I LOVE THAT BOY)
HE STOLE MY HEART
(UH OH UH OH)
(HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART)
(WANNA TALK TO HIM, HE'S HOT AS HELL)

THAT BOY- THAT BOY- THAT BOY- THAT BOY- THAT BOY- THAT BOY

THAT BOY IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER
(COULD I LOVE HIM?)
THAT BOY IS A FORGER
F-F-F-FORGER
(COULD I LOVE HIM?)
(X2)

THAT BOY IS A FORGER
(HE STOLE MY HEART)
F-F-F-FORGER
(COULD I LOVE HIM?)
(HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART, YEAH)
(I LOVE THAT BOY)

THAT BOY IS A FORGER
(HE ATE MY HEART)
F-F-F-FORGER
(COULD I LOVE HIM?)
(HE S-S-STOLE MY HEART, YEAH)
(WANNA TALK TO HIM, HE'S HOT AS HELL)
(X2)
THAT BOY IS A FORGER
ER, ER, ER, ER, ER

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST ANY CHANGES BECAUSE I'M NOT PARTICULARLY WITTY OR GOOD WITH WORDS.