I DEFINITELY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

[fallslowoften]

CALIFORNIA GURLS. INCEPTION STYLE.
IT FAILS BUT AT LEAST I TRIED :3

I KNOW A PLACE WHERE THE CATHARSISES ARE SWEETER.

THE GUYS BUY AIRLINES, SIMPLY BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH NEATER.

TAKING SOMNACIN, DREAMERS LYING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS (SCREW MAL).

AND EAMES SPENDS HIS TIME TRYING TO CREEP A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK (OF ARTHUR).

YOU CAN TRAVEL THE WO-ORLD,

BUT IT WON’T BE AS GOOD AS IN YOUR OWN SUBCONSCIOUS,

ONCE YOU’RE DREAMING ‘BOUT US,

WE’LL KNOW WE’VE SUCCEEDED.

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNFORGETTABLE,

TRAINS, GUNS, VANS, AND ARTHUR ON TOP,

SQUINTS AND SHIPS SO HOT THEY’LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE (OHOHOHOHOHOHOHETC.)

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNDENIABLE,

FINE, FRESH, FIERCE, YOU KNOW THEY WON’T STOP,

FANGIRLS REPRESENT, NOW PUT YOUR PROMPTS UP, (OHOHOHOHOHETC.)

COBB (COBB!) ON THE BEACH,

REMINISCING ‘BOUT HIS WIFE DEAR,

AND YUSUF NEEDS TO PEE,

‘CAUSE IT’S RAINING UP A STORM HERE, (TAXIIIII!)

PROJECTIONS STARING YOU DO-OWN,

SO GIMME A KISS, I’LL PRETEND YOU’RE EAMES, K?

THEY’RE STILL LOOKING AT US,

WELL, IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNFORGETTABLE,

TRAINS, GUNS, VANS, AND ARTHUR ON TOP,

SQUINTS AND SHIPS SO HOT THEY’LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE (OHOHOHOHOHOHOHETC.)

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNDENIABLE,

FINE, FRESH, FIERCE, YOU KNOW THEY WON’T STOP,

FANGIRLS REPRESENT, NOW PUT YOUR PROMPTS UP, (OHOHOHOHOHETC.)

TONED, TANNED, FIT AND READY,

HUMAN BUNDLE IS GETTING HEAVY,

WILD, WILD, PENROSE STAIRS,

FISCHER’S LOST HIS WALLET, BUT NO-ONE CARES,

I MEAN, REALLY, IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S THE ONE,

WHO KEEPS ON STARING AT ARTHUR’S BUNS,

THIS DREAM’S A FREAK, THREE LEVELS DEEP,

THERE’S COBB ON THE BEACH,

I’M OKAY, I WON’T PLAY, I LOVE THE WAY,

EAMES CAN JUST CASUALLY SAY,

“DREAM A LITTLE BIGGER, DARLING,”

WE KNOW HE MEANS EVERYTHING!

WHOLE TEAM CHECKING OUT,

ARTHUR’S ASS HANGING OUT, (SEE PREVIOUS POST)

DRUGGING YOUR FLIGHT MARTINIS,

WE’D DO IT ALL JUST TO GET INBETWEENY!

ARIADNE MY LADY, (YEAH?)

A-KISS ME HERE, BABY, (UH-HUH,)

I THINK I’LL WAIT,

‘CAUSE YOU’RE REPRESENTING MR SAITO,

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNFORGETTABLE,

TRAINS, GUNS, VANS, AND ARTHUR ON TOP,

SQUINTS AND SHIPS SO HOT THEY’LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE (OHOHOHOHOHOHOHETC.)

MR SAITO’S TEAM, THEY’RE UNDENIABLE,

FINE, FRESH, FIERCE, YOU KNOW THEY WON’T STOP,

FANGIRLS REPRESENT, NOW PUT YOUR PROMPTS UP, (OHOHOHOHOHETC.)