[handwritten - left on Itachi's refrigerator]

[incarnadines]

Looks like Sasori's as dead as a... freaky puppet thing gets. We found the shell down near his room this morning. Didn't look like anything suspicious went on, but there's parts missing. Who the heck could steal that? Anyway...

Got the ring off the "corpse", so you don't have to worry your pretty little head over it. Thinking about taking Siarnaq as my partner, but he creeps me out. Doesn't he creep you out?

Your fridge is stupid. Stop buying cakes. I'm going to go eat something real.