[voice]

[incarcerateme]

So I hear there's a of weeiiird things that happen around here. As agitated as I am about not being able to get back to Superjail, I can deal with the entertainment until I get back.

Ahh mayhem, that's my kind of sandwich.

[ooc; I just wanted to use that line :'c Also Warden loves the sound of his own voice, so don't expect too many text posts]

Comments

[incarcerateme]

It would be the best kind.

How small minded of you to think otherwise. Isn't it just fun to see random acts of chaos and madness. Plus, nothing like nearly being on the verge of death due to hallucinations to keep away the blues!

Voice;

[baihuzu]

Mayhem...? A sandwich?

Voice;

[incarcerateme]

Yes.

Voice;

[baihuzu]

A lot of things here are so odd..

It must be a name of a sandwich from where you're from, right?

Voice;

[incarcerateme]

Odd? Ha, hardly! I mean, this place could use a little redecorating. Those scientists should really get on that soon. Perhaps I need to find out where to meet these scientists.

Can't say I've had one really. Just the Double Chubb Jared is always talking about. That was delightful.

[kyur4_th_itch]

Jail? Why... why would you want to go back to jail?

[incarcerateme]

I'm not a criminal.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Warden, and I supervise Superjail! The greatest and largest jail on this side of Sector 56-12. With the advanced facilities within my jail, there is sweet incarceration for one and all!

Of course, since I am here, there isn't much to be done but to sit around and wait until one of those idiots back home find me. And then it's back to the drawing board for everyone!

[kyur4_th_itch]

I was... in jail... but... I didn't attack the officer... I... I wasn't even aware...

[incarcerateme]

Well that's your mistake isn't it? I mean, come on, real jail? No one wants to go there, they don't know anything.

[scoffing in your general direction]

[the_icey_void]

...teetering towards madness already.

[video]

[incarcerateme]

[have a big gap toothed grin in your direction]

[the_icey_void]

...I see.

I do not think Lord Dio or Lord Seishirou have use for such a man.

[mesideup]

You sh-shouldn't want to create m-mayhem! P-people could g-get hurt.

[incarcerateme]

To the untrained eye, the world might be spinning madly out of control, but I have it all contained. No need to worry your little head about THAT one! Or your big head... or whatever you might be.